If the date occurs right here, right now:
1. Jail.
2. A slightly nicer jail.
3. A slightly even more nice jail.
(Because...you know...my age.)
Oh man.
This reminds me of my longest "long-term" relationship and what was probably technically my first "date". I had this on-and-off-again thing with a boy in my class named Andy, starting in kindergarten and going on through 8th grade, until we had to go to different schools.
I seriously thought I was going to marry him.
He used to bring me little flowers he'd picked and would sneak over to the drugstore across from school to buy me those adjustable Cracker Jack-type rings for a dollar. He gave me a necklace one year that I found out cost $14 (which I thought was a fortune at the time,) so I gave him a watch and a t-shirt for his birthday.
When we were about 14, we went to a movie together with a group of our friends. They all made sure we sat by each other, and were goading us from each side to hold hands throughout the entire movie.
It didn't happen. We were both way too shy.
At some point, I do remember sneaking at least one kiss (ok, maybe two) on the playground, but I don't remember who initiated it.
We went to a Lutheran school.
I'm pretty sure if we would have been caught... We most likely would have been expelled.
(He was already seen as a borderline rebel because he was the first boy in our class to spike up his hair with gel... and I kinda liked that.
)