What's the Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Gotten?

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skylove7

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seoulsearch said:
Yeah, in the area where I live, that "plus-sized" model would be considered pretty skinny.

(Regular models are now a size 0-2. Basically... Ever go walk through the "Juniors" section of a store? You know, the department where 12-15 year-olds shop. That's pretty much the size of the average model today, except, of course, she's also required to be at least 5'9" inches tall.)
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Ahhh Kim!
How this reminds me of my angel hearted granny....
But she was an angel yessss....but yet she was the comeback queen of her 'old fashioned' times.

She was straight bible...Jesus lovin' Christian...but she struggled with her weight all her life.
Granny loved the country cookins' of carbs...you know what I'm sayin?

But in all her strength and struggles...
Hard work on the farm...
I remember once, she said....

"One time in school....a mean little girl named Lucille called me fat!"

I said " Oh no granny....what did you say? "

She said...


Well I told Lucille

"You know....I maybe fat, but I can lose weight! Yet...you will always have that sour puss look on your face!"

Lol...haha

Gotta love grannies! :)
 
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JeniBean

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Abing said:
I loathe the treadmill. I loathe running. Ugh. I bike a lot though. It's the wind and the scenery that makes the workout bearable to me.
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Gets to HOT here to bike, unless you're up early and bike on the beach! I am up at 4am to exercise or doing it at 9pm, so i tend to not bike that early/late. I so will not run, unless I am peeved and can't find a sparring partner. My kids won't spar with their old mom! hahaha
 
Pipp

Pipp

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A man once told me "a sista would pay good money for your hair." Lol
 
CatHerder

CatHerder

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I once was a high school band and choir director in a semi-rural area. After a performance one of my snooty choir girl's snooty parents complimented me saying, "The choir sounded good...considering what you had to work with."

So in the same sentence that they complimented me, they elevated themselves as well and insulted the student body. Taken aback as I as I was, I don't remember my response. But I went to sleep that night thinking of a bunch of snarky things I SHOULD have said.
 
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MrOhAllRight

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Compliment...what's that ?
 
christian74

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egeiro said:
At my old church, I had a 60 or 70 something year old man tell me I was drop dead gorgeous every Sunday morning.

But that wasn't the weird part. The weird part was that he kept buying me shoes. He later told me he had a women's shoe fetish and often wore them himself. (Yes, he wore women's boots and women's jeans to church as well)

In his defence, he was a recent church goer who served in the Vietnam war, was an alcoholic and drug user and seemed to suffer from mental issues after such horrific things he has witnessed in his life.

I maintained safe boundaries with him so he wouldn't stumble, but I often laid hands and prayed for him and told him what Jesus had rescued me from. I don't think he had some lust issue over me, I think he was just trying to word his appreciation in the only way he knew how. He also often pointed out that I was beautiful inside and out, and apologised if it seemed like he was hitting on me. He seemed genuine. *Shrugs*
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You are AWESOME Arlene : ))
 
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AgnusDei

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I said to myself "Dude! You are an amazing young man!"

The issue is I was talking to the mirror

So I complimented myself by saying this:

"Dude! You are an amazing young mirror!"
 
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Abing

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AgnusDei said:
I said to myself "Dude! You are an amazing young man!"

The issue is I was talking to the mirror

So I complimented myself by saying this:

"Dude! You are an amazing young mirror!"
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That's gotta be the weirdest compliment one will ever have.
 
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AgnusDei

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Abing said:
That's gotta be the weirdest compliment one will ever have.
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And the strangest one.....

C'est la vie mademioselle! Io voglio comprare un astuccio azurra!
 
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Donkeyfish07

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AgnusDei said:
I said to myself "Dude! You are an amazing young man!"

The issue is I was talking to the mirror

So I complimented myself by saying this:

"Dude! You are an amazing young mirror!"
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Hey Agnus! Long time no see brother. Hope all is well :).
 
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crosstweed

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I got another weird compliment from a friend while we were texting... At least... I think it was a compliment...
Our phones had been acting up and we were joking that the government was out to get us and recruit us as agents.
She basically told me that she met the qualifications but I couldn't work as an agent because I seemed really likely to become a "one-woman judge-jury-executioner for Capitol Hill and various sections of government... You have great potential. For Evil or good."
LOL I've decided I'm going to take that whole judge-jury-executioner thing as a testament to my sense of justice.
 
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crosstweed

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LiJo said:
My friend received this compliment today...."You're like the soothing cream on my hemorrhoids." :rolleyes:

LOL
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I'll bet that was... painful.
 
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Hellooo

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The nurse who weighed me this morning told me I had cute feet when I stepped out of my shoes
 
melita916

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student: it's weird.
me: what is?
student: you give great relationship advice... and yet... you're single.
 
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crosstweed

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melita916 said:
student: it's weird.
me: what is?
student: you give great relationship advice... and yet... you're single.
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I sympathize entirely. Maybe THAT'S why we're single… xD
 
mailmandan

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Hellooo said:
The nurse who weighed me this morning told me I had cute feet when I stepped out of my shoes
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My wife gets that compliment all the time. She likes to hear it! One time though, an older shoe salesman told her that she had "sexy" feet while she was trying on shoes and she was a bit freaked out as she could tell that he was a creeper! :eek:
 
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JeniBean

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mailmandan said:
My wife gets that compliment all the time. She likes to hear it! One time though, an older shoe salesman told her that she had "sexy" feet while she was trying on shoes and she was a bit freaked out as she could tell that he was a creeper! :eek:
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Hey be thrilled he wasn't a toe sucker! And your wife is very beautiful!
 
mailmandan

mailmandan

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JeniBean said:
Hey be thrilled he wasn't a toe sucker! And your wife is very beautiful!
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He probably was, just didn't get the chance. LOL! :D My wife thanks you for that nice compliment! :)
 
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