What's the Weirdest Compliment You've Ever Gotten?

[MissLeFay]

My nephew said to me that my crazy wavy hair is really pretty.. only when it isn't too crazy. Bless his little 5 yr old heart.

 

[cinder]

Let's see: My Dad has often told me I think like a guy. Oh and also the line "you're a gentleman and a scholar"

A former roommate's boyfriend: "You're just like my ex-fiance"

Oh and I can't forget: "My life would be perfect if I could be married to cinder" (don't know if it made it better or worse that the guy was so drunk at the time he didn't remember saying it a few days later).

 

[JonahLynx]

"I'm sure you're good at something."

Thanks?

 

[AsifinPassing]

I wish I could remember them all… But the only one that comes to mind right now is:

* backstory: serious semi-breakdown moment when crying in front of classroom *

Girl next to me: "You have the most beautiful eyes when you cry!"

Me: Thanks?

 

[PoetMary]

So last week was Red Ribbon Week at school and we had several dress up days. One of my snarky students said:

I love your nerd costume

when they knew well-and-good I was dressed as I always dress.

 

[MollyConnor]

I had already heard that kids are very honest and blunt. So when I tried on a new work outfit for my new job a few years ago I asked my 4 year old cousin this.

"Seany, do I look fat in this?"
His reply "No, but your boobs do." LOL, kids!

 

[MollyConnor]

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[shineyourlight]

Okay....I get weird pick up lines and weird things guys do who hit on me.

But I don't receive odd compliments.

 

[chancer]

when i went to indonesia they said i look just like a doll looool

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

Okay....I get weird pick up lines and weird things guys do who hit on me.

But I don't receive odd compliments.

Whenever you walk into a room, it's like receiving that long, straight piece in Tetris. Everyone's just like "Aww yeah! Things are about to get good now."

Also: you have the most amazing way of slipping up on your phrasing, like when someone says "mic your mute."

 

[shineyourlight]

Also: you have the most amazing way of slipping up on your phrasing, like when someone says "mic your mute."

Ahhh, that's so great hahahah. Made me laugh, yet again.

 

[MollyConnor]

Ahhh, that's so great hahahah. Made me laugh, yet again.

Shiney's got dem skillzz even my brother noticed!

 

[melita916]

katie always gotz dem skillzzzz. and she never wanted to teach me.

it's ok, though. it's ok.

 

[shineyourlight]

Shiney's got dem skillzz even my brother noticed!

Oh dear.

 

[MollyConnor]

We need a school for dem skillzzz!

 

[Abing]

We need a school for dem skillzzz!

Lol and a match-making ministry!

 

[shineyourlight]

Okay, I'll just tell one story about a guy hitting on me. There was a time when a guy approached me, said, 'You have a nice wooden leg,' taps me on my leg and then asked me for my number.

To this day, I still don't know what he meant. Lol.

 

[Jhong]

Brethren, warm greetings! @shineyourlight, if you're tall, then it's a compliment just like "beauty queens" in pageant (fingers-crossed). For me (since I am not physically "perfect"), it will be weird if common people compliment my features. God bless!