Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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shineyourlight

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Well somebody was bound to say it. I just beat them to it.

Personally I think the best way to deal with matchmakers has something to do with proper use of a flamethrower. Please be certain I was joking.
Touche, my friend. Touche.

And yes, I knew you were joking. I hope you knew my response was also joking :p

You can't go wrong with awkward GIFs.

Baking cookies. And I'm a terrible cook.
I could probably cook them better with a flamethrower instead of an oven.
No joke.
Just don't put raisins in your cookies and you'll be the best cook in my eyes.
 

BrotherMike

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Aww, how sweet! Looks like we have a Love Connection. :love::love::love::love:
Oh yes, she had me at chocolate chip cookies and red rocks worship Mr. Lynx Woolery haha. I’ll be back in two and two.
 

BrotherMike

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Well somebody was bound to say it. I just beat them to it.

Personally I think the best way to deal with matchmakers has something to do with proper use of a flamethrower. Please be certain I was joking.
Of course, it’s fun to be silly! It’s funny though people are fast to play matchmaker here. All in good fun.
 

tourist

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no just came to mind.
There may have been an ad on telly a few years ago, and one of the blokes said "captain cupcake".
May have been a beer ad.
Maybe the captain caught a buzz.
 

Lanolin

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question about food fights - where do people get all the food from? Why is there so much that you haven't eaten it all??

I mean, in american movies school children seem to have food fights a lot where they throw food around. Is this because the food is really bad and inedible?
I'm just anticipating this may happen this year when we get the free school lunches for the entire school.

I'm just horrified that all that free food will go to waste if it's not eaten. At least with free pizzas I was giving out I KNOW every slice will get eaten cos children want them and they choose their own topping and they read their books to get them.

Otherwise, I've never been in a food fight or food war. Whats better - throwing popcorn or tomatoes? Who would win, the popcorn or tomatoes?
As for cookies, I thought that was a peace loving food, given to appease people. And also as christians our weapons of warfare aren't carnal. At least I thought thats what the Bible says. So no meat. I'm supposing veges are ok to use though.