WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU GET THE MILK FOR FREE?

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calibob

calibob

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When I was in the Air Force, in Texas, we had to exercise and run in uniform with combat boots. The above comersal looked like a good idea to me for washing clothes, uh, not! Yeah, I really sliced up a bar of irish spring and threw the slices in the machine with my clothes. They didn't even disolve.
 
Jewel5712

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calibob said:
Woha! Defile? I'm an older divorced man and any woman I'd conxider marring would be my equal. No virgins need apply! Women with kids, maybe grand kids who know WTF is up. The test would be if I could please her. I know how by myself, that dosn't make me good husband materiel. Can I keep my wife happy? It takes more than money, homes or cars to keep a m woman happy you dumbells!
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Lol..calibob..i think im rubbing ofg on you ;)
 
calibob

calibob

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Jewel5712 said:
Lol..calibob..i think im rubbing ofg on you ;)
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Yeah? So call the spelling police, where's Tommy? Come and get me copper! Just take I40 to OKC then 44 south 90 miles south, turn right at the first buffalo and stop at the first watertower. I'll be within 3 miles [among the army and 70,000 civilians] Ha ha. no cell phone, tablet or beeper to trace. Good luck!:LOL::LOL::LOL::p cee ya! Good day where ever you are(y)yawn.
 
Jewel5712

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calibob said:
Yeah? So call the spelling police, where's Tommy? Come and get me copper! Just take I40 to OKC then 44 south 90 miles south, turn right at the first buffalo and stop at the first watertower. I'll be within 3 miles [among the army and 70,000 civilians] Ha ha. no cell phone, tablet or beeper to trace. Good luck!:LOL::LOL::LOL::p cee ya! Good day where ever you are(y)yawn.
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Lol..no..i meant..youre getting feisty..lol
 
Jewel5712

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Dino246 said:
Long hair on a woman is glorious.

Long hair on a cow is Scottish.
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Lol..yup ..ive SEEN scottish cows..only via pic..going to scotland..on my bucket list..besides..i look good in plaid! Lol Screenshot_2018-08-25-11-28-38.png
 
calibob

calibob

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You know I went to catholic school. 2 miles away was the Girls school, white blouses & plad jumpers. Oh and big wonky black leather buster browns with white knee socks. Every [non gay] Catholic School boys fantasy;):):D:LOL:
 
Dino246

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Jewel5712 said:
Lol..yup ..ive SEEN scottish cows..only via pic..going to scotland..on my bucket list..besides..i look good in plaid! Lol
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They'll be makin' yer a right proper 'ighland lassie and feedin' ya good Scotch.
 
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