WHY BUY THE COW WHEN YOU GET THE MILK FOR FREE?

[NotmebutHim]

Qwerty

 

[Tommy379]

I still win

 

[Jewel5712]

Here's a good solution for everyone. Don't buy the cow. Don't drink the milk. Stay in your own pasture.

Problem solved.

Switch to coconut or soy milk! Lol. RESOLVED..lol

 

[tourist]

I'm ordering an airstrike on this thread. It needs to be nuked.

That's a punitive measure that will result in collateral damage.

 

[Tommy379]

That's a punitive measure that will result in collateral damage.

Broken Arrow!

 

[Lynx]

You a grammar Nazi now??

Well it looked like the BDF-ness of this thread wasn't going to die down for some time. I figured I might as well amuse myself by playing Grammar Cop for a while.

 

[Jewel5712]

Well it looked like the BDF-ness of this thread wasn't going to die down for some time. I figured I might as well amuse myself by playing Grammar Cop for a while.

Welll..hows THAT workin for ya? Lol

 

[Lynx]

It was mildly amusing, which was all I had hoped for. It worked as well as expected.

 

[Tommy379]

Last word

 

[Jewel5712]

Kinda slow on cc tonight..everyone sleeping? Lol

Well..bible study forum is talking boit being abducted by demonic aliens..lol

 

[calibob]

@blueladybug


so what if it isnt good that is cause for leaving the woman after you defile her?


cmon now... that aint right

Woha! Defile? I'm an older divorced man and any woman I'd conxider marring would be my equal. No virgins need apply! Women with kids, maybe grand kids who know WTF is up. The test would be if I could please her. I know how by myself, that dosn't make me good husband materiel. Can I keep my wife happy? It takes more than money, homes or cars to keep a m woman happy you dumbells!

 

[Mel85]

Woha! Defile? I'm an older divorced man and any woman I'd conxider marring would be my equal. No virgins need apply! Women with kids, maybe grand kids who know WTF is up. The test would be if I could please her. I know how by myself, that dosn't make me good husband materiel. Can I keep my wife happy? It takes more than money, homes or cars to keep a m woman happy you dumbells!

What’s “WTF”?

 

[blue_ladybug]

What’s “WTF”?

@Mel85-- It is an acronym for a dirty word phrase.

@calibob-- DO NOT answer this question!!!

 

[calibob]

Oops, ghetto. I'm sorry everybody. It takes longer to get the ghetto out of a person than it takes a person to get out of the ghetto. My bad!

 

[Mel85]

Oops, ghetto. I'm sorry everybody. It takes longer to get the ghetto out of a person than it takes a person to get out of the ghetto. My bad!

I need to clean your mouth with soap.

 

[calibob]

Just not irish spring. I can't even stand the way it smells.

 

[Miri]

And yes.i like this analogy since im originally from the dairy state of Wisconsin. But this has always made me wonder...in todays society..the reality is that more than not..most people have sex before marriage..christians the same as non..would you be more apt to marry if you had to wait to have sex until marriage or would that make any difference? I see a lot of people dating for years and have a "marriage" without the paper..the live together..have finances together..sex etc..just wondered if they had to wait for sex til married if they wouldve been married in a year other than "dating" for years...What do YOU think?

Sorry couldn’t resist this one - when you buy the cow at least you
know where your milk is coming from, it’s pedigree, whether it’s been
vaccinated, whether or not it’s got mad cow disease! Lol

 

[Mel85]

Just not irish spring. I can't even stand the way it smells.

Never heard of Irish Spring but the spring but sounds good.

 

[calibob]

Sorry couldn’t resist this one - when you buy the cow at least you
know where your milk is coming from, it’s pedigree, whether it’s been
vaccinated, whether or not it’s got mad cow disease! Lol

That still won't keep the Cow from Hoarsing around

 

[calibob]

Smells like mint and lavender, makes me break out in hives.