Why I am still Single ?

[Born_Again]

He does have alot to offer...I mean look at that healthy head of hair .

See, I cant compete with that LOL Hes the real deal LOL

 

[Pipp]

And the glowy yellow/orange skin...


He has a sister....

 

[Born_Again]

And the glowy yellow/orange skin...


He has a sister....

HAHAHA!!!! Well dont hold back me!!! Give her my number LOL

 

[melita916]

BA, ..... no.

lol

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

two times?
Twice? please do not kill our hopes in the Lord

Yes, twice. I'm what people call a slow learner.

Usually this is where I make some off-color joke about marrying younger women, American women, or secular women. Somehow though, that seems inappropriate today. Maybe I'm tired and not myself today.

 

[Born_Again]

BA, ..... no.

lol

Oh yea, I forgot. LOL Sorry, Pipp. Nevermind, I have to check with Melita first. lol

 

[azlightsout]

Maybe its God's plan that I'm single I'm contented of this because I believe that Jesus is still making my love story.

U say it like its a BAD thing ---

 

[Pipp]

Oh yea, I forgot. LOL Sorry, Pipp. Nevermind, I have to check with Melita first. lol

Ok ..have it your way, but she's quite the looker...lol

 

[melita916]

BA keeps getting in trouble, so we have an unofficial agreement that he checks with me first before pursuing.. lol!

 

[Born_Again]

But look at her, Melita!!!! Shes hot!!! With her purple dress and squiggly hair!! LOL And those eyes...... HAHA!!

 

[melita916]

pipp, what can you tell me about this girl?

lol

 

[Pipp]

She's a classy lady. Lol as you can see she doesn't eat much

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

She looks high maintenance.

 

[renewed_hope]

Lol

I'm kinda proud of myself for that one..

And you definitely should be. He looks like he's quite the charmer ...I know we are good friends as we have a lot of similarities. So apparently I may not be single for very long as I had a guy ask me out for coffee and he loves to be very affectionate, but yours is better looking for sure....I'm so jealous lol

 

[Ultimatum77]

People ask me why I'm single
I tell them it's because I don't share my pringles
no not even for kris kringle
And I don't do Christian mingle
im sure some will get a tingle
Out of this little jingle
It may be a new hit single

 

[Pipp]

And you definitely should be. He looks like he's quite the charmer ...I know we are good friends as we have a lot of similarities. So apparently I may not be single for very long as I had a guy ask me out for coffee and he loves to be very affectionate, but yours is better looking for sure....I'm so jealous lol

Congratulations !!!!!

 

[Born_Again]

She's a classy lady. Lol as you can see she doesn't eat much

That means a cheap grocery bill... Sounding better already LOL

 

[BurlyCarl]

Because I have Fleas

 

[Fenner]

I'm single for many reasons.

1. I'm intolerable with my not understanding emotions or how to interact with others. I'm incapable of flirtation or picking up innuendo. I'm a few notches below vanilla in terms of being boring and bland.

2. Relationships are really kind of a bother for me. I've got much more interesting things to do. I'd rather work on a mathematical proof than to meet someone new.

3. I've got the personality of a brick and I am as warm and inviting as a thorn bush.

4. A woman would have to own her own super tanker or cargo ship to carry all the baggage I have. My issues have issues. So do theirs.

5. I'm trying for the whole "eccentric academic monastic jerk" thing and a relationship would mess that up for me.

You're Sheldon Cooper!

 

[BurlyCarl]

She's a classy lady. Lol as you can see she doesn't eat much

That means you can eat off the dollar menu every meal LOL