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tanakh

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You only watch foreign films with subtitles. Especially Scandinavian ones (No offence intended)
 
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Stewart

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#83
When you know how many grains of sand on your local beach
 
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CaptainGoat

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#85
You go to Mc Donalds and order everything by saying Mc before the item!
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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#86
...when you make a flippant comment about a gal on a TV show that exhibits "the crazy eyes", and explain that she is probably so far north of the hot/crazy line that she would be considered an "outlier" and that you would like to see how she affects the standardized plot of residuals and whether or not a boxplot of data points would show her to be a dot above the upper quartile.
 

seoulsearch

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...when you make a flippant comment about a gal on a TV show that exhibits "the crazy eyes", and explain that she is probably so far north of the hot/crazy line that she would be considered an "outlier" and that you would like to see how she affects the standardized plot of residuals and whether or not a boxplot of data points would show her to be a dot above the upper quartile.
I must be one of the really dumb nerds because the only thing I got out of this entire paragraph was, "North of the crazy eyes."

Sounds kind of cold. Might want to bring extra socks.
 

Pipp

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Some random dude at Target walks past and nudges his girlfriend /wife and looks over at me and says "I got 2 words for you.... FAT NERD... " Then walks away laughing.
 

tanakh

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When you can understand the instructions on flat pack furniture and actually assemble them
 

tanakh

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#90
You can use Windows 10 without becoming a weeping heap
 

Lynx

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Some random dude at Target walks past and nudges his girlfriend /wife and looks over at me and says "I got 2 words for you.... FAT NERD... " Then walks away laughing.
That's when you take out your phaser (make sure it's set to "stun") and shoot him.

Or reply, "I have two words for you... but with your limited intellect and severely truncated vocabulary you would not be able to comprehend them."
 
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seoulsearch

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Some random dude at Target walks past and nudges his girlfriend /wife and looks over at me and says "I got 2 words for you.... FAT NERD... " Then walks away laughing.
GRRRR!!!!

I HATE bullies.

Pippy, I am SO sorry that some idiot said this to you.

I know we're supposed to pray for our enemies... blah blah blah.

But the only prayer I can think of for people like this is, "May you reap what you sow. A hundredfold."

I love you, Pippy!!! You're smart, have a heart of gold, and you're beautiful. <3

#NoTimeForHaters
 
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Sillychick723

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Some random dude at Target walks past and nudges his girlfriend /wife and looks over at me and says "I got 2 words for you.... FAT NERD... " Then walks away laughing.
I'm sorry that happened to you, Pipp. That guy's a jerk.

You're beautiful and he's obviously not. People that can blatantly say something so mean don't love themselves. They have to tear others down to make themselves feel better. His hateful comment spoke volumes of his character or lack thereof.

But you, my dear, are gorgeous. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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*hugs Pipp*
Bring me with you, and if he appears again, tell him to worry more about that short, skinny insane girl behind him with a sword.
 

Pipp

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Lol you guys are so sweet. I love you all. Thankfully it didn't bother me.. I had my little nephew with me and he thinks I'm awesome.
 
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MollyConnor

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Lol you guys are so sweet. I love you all. Thankfully it didn't bother me.. I had my little nephew with me and he thinks I'm awesome.
You ARE awesome and beautiful!
 

Lynx

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When you see a rather large assault rifle with grenade launcher attachment and your first thought is, "Man I wish I had that to fight the aliens with in (an XCOM-ish video game.)"
 
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Stewart

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You start researching the private life of front doors!
 
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Stewart

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Some random dude at Target walks past and nudges his girlfriend /wife and looks over at me and says "I got 2 words for you.... FAT NERD... " Then walks away laughing.


Hi pipp..I just saw your comments..that is just so awful to happen to you.That person Is just evil hearted.
You are gods child and one day when Jesus comes if they themselves are it saved yet..they are gonna see just how special you are and just how blessed and loved by the body of Christ on this forum as well as being loved bar the creator of heaven and earth.
may god restore your self worth from any damage occurred from these evil comments in Jesus name!