Tell me your lame jokes!

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ronnie2796

ronnie2796

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Tourist, the US flag is red white and blue. I am shaking my head at you.
Maybe this answer is too gruesome.
The answer is : *a skunk in a blender*
 
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LittleBit1987

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ronnie2796 said:
Tourist, the US flag is red white and blue. I am shaking my head at you.
Maybe this answer is too gruesome.
The answer is : *a skunk in a blender*
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Ewwwwww...... Come on Ronnie... I just had some cereal.. :|
 
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LittleBit1987

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Not cool... But oh well. :) lol
 
ronnie2796

ronnie2796

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*Sad Joke*
Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!

I am debating whether to laugh or cry over this one. Lol
 
tourist

tourist

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ronnie2796 said:
*Sad Joke*
Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!

I am debating whether to laugh or cry over this one. Lol
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I found this joke to be a bit profound. I am debating myself at the moment.
 
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Colt45Bullet

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OK so a Volunteer Fire Chief died. He was buried beside his colleague. The service was over and the family was heading home. When the got to their cars they heard a eerie sound coming from his grave. The preacher said "Dont worry that is the dispatcher toning him out." :D Funny
 
ronnie2796

ronnie2796

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It has really sent me on an emotional rollercoaster. I don't know what to feel anymore!!
 
tourist

tourist

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ronnie2796 said:
Tourist, the US flag is red white and blue. I am shaking my head at you.
Maybe this answer is too gruesome.
The answer is : *a skunk in a blender*
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This can be our first post of our Lame Poetry thread!
 
ronnie2796

ronnie2796

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....Why is Tourist being such a bully to me? Lol
 
ronnie2796

ronnie2796

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That's what I thought! Then you proved me wrong, with your harsh, cruel, bullying tactics. I even offered to meet you for coffee!!
I thought we were friends :'(
 
MartyrNdaMaKn

MartyrNdaMaKn

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What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton on a chilly day? What's shaking.
 
MartyrNdaMaKn

MartyrNdaMaKn

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Lol, be careful we don't want you to end up in the hospital due to a bad joke drowning.
 
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LittleBit1987

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I need more laughs please :-(
 
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