GOVERNMENT TRACKING BY HAIR COLOR

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JesusLives

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It's true Blondes have more fun.
 

JesusLives

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#3
It's fun confusing the government all you have to do is go by a bottle of hair color and poof they have to start counting all over....
 

Oncefallen

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blondie-joke_thumb.jpg .......................
 

Oncefallen

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2b3ed19e2f75a8c556a1a43b3773a61a.jpg .......................
 

JesusLives

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#6
If you could change your hair color what would you change it to? Blond would go Red....
 
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jaybird88

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#7
did Cindy Lauper not already establish this fact way back in the 80s?
 

blue_ladybug

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#8
Mine is actually more silver than brunette.. :( lol
 

tourist

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#9
Mine is actually more silver than brunette.. :( lol
Silver blocks the government tracking wavelength. Aluminum foil does the trick too but it has to be in the shape of a hat to be effective. At least this has been my experience.
 

JosephsDreams

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I prefer blonds, but in the interest of being PC, I married one blond, one brunette. But you know I had to marry the blond first. But yeah, from my experience, blonds do have more fun.
 

tourist

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#15
I prefer blonds, but in the interest of being PC, I married one blond, one brunette. But you know I had to marry the blond first. But yeah, from my experience, blonds do have more fun.
They provide hours of entertainment.
 

JesusLives

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did Cindy Lauper not already establish this fact way back in the 80s?
My daughters former landlord of about 3 years she just moved or in process of moving.... is Cindy Lauper's sound man....truth.
 
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BeyondET

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#18
Quite the info well I've got just a few patches of thin almost clear looking tiny hair on top so isn't much to track on that I can't tell what color it is lol...
 

JesusLives

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#20
Anyone ever hear of a hair tracking devise? I think we used to call them lint rollers......