"If you weren't you,but you could be you,but just a different gender,would that make you Soloman Grundy,or a Doppleganger like Drew Barrymore in that film,and more importantly...what does the Bible say about it?"
"Is it Kosher if I consume my body weight in McRib sandwiches during Passover?"
"101 practical uses for ABC (already been chewed) gum"
"Newly living together...Afraid of commitment...I want a Divorce! Looking for moral support from people & quick answers,but please No Preaching!"
"My Pastor rebuked me for passing out copies of the Anarchist Cookbook to members of our church Youth Group & embarrassed me. How can I get back at him & why was that so wrong of me to do?"
"I ate the bones! I ate the bones...I think I ate the bones!...My struggle with Gluttony & KFC addiction"
"Loving you is easy 'cause you're beautiful,but living with you is tedious because yer' a royal pain in my buns!"
"How to sweep your sinful nature under the carpet by hiding behind loosely based scripture"