Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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I wish i could 'like' my own posts, so i could look popular and get a CC girlfriend.
 
Selfish, self-centered, arrogant, self obsessed male seeks female for second opinion.
 
'I have lots of money and nobody to spend it on ... calling all gold-diggers'

'Sharing, sensitive guy .. I haven't got much, but I have an STD'

'Looking for like minded individual to answer one question; Who's your favorite serial killer?'

'Man seeking female for quiet life; must be mute'

'I am a man with two personalities, one is female. Does that make me lesbian sometimes?'

'Passionate, high-powered female seeking weak male; I'll only emasculate you when you deserve it'.
 
Selfish, self-centered, arrogant, self obsessed male seeks female for second opinion.
Self-absorbed, expensive taste, enchanting ego, high-mainteannce, adventuress bleached-blond Sugar Daddy wants Trophy Wife seeking handsome ME!
 
"I Just Watched "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" And I'm Up For The Challenge!!!"

Bring it on, Ladies! I'm not going anywhere!!!
 
Is "28 Days Later" the sequel to that one? Oop. No, it's a horror flick. Same thing. :P

"I Just Watched "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" And I'm Up For The Challenge!!!"

Bring it on, Ladies! I'm not going anywhere!!!
 
"If you weren't you,but you could be you,but just a different gender,would that make you Soloman Grundy,or a Doppleganger like Drew Barrymore in that film,and more importantly...what does the Bible say about it?"

"Is it Kosher if I consume my body weight in McRib sandwiches during Passover?"

"101 practical uses for ABC (already been chewed) gum"

"Newly living together...Afraid of commitment...I want a Divorce! Looking for moral support from people & quick answers,but please No Preaching!"

"My Pastor rebuked me for passing out copies of the Anarchist Cookbook to members of our church Youth Group & embarrassed me. How can I get back at him & why was that so wrong of me to do?"

"I ate the bones! I ate the bones...I think I ate the bones!...My struggle with Gluttony & KFC addiction"

"Loving you is easy 'cause you're beautiful,but living with you is tedious because yer' a royal pain in my buns!"

"How to sweep your sinful nature under the carpet by hiding behind loosely based scripture"
 
"The passive-aggressive smiles thread (AKA the pleasentville thread)."

"What is a good way to get back at my neighbor for making too much noise? Suggestions for loud activities welcome!"

"My friend thinks he is a pelican. How can I talk some sense into him?"

"Post a picture of your favorite checkerboard-patterned hippie pants"

"How to win the heart of a potential mate while wearing checkerboard-patterned hippie pants"
 
"Single White Male Seeking................................ Absolutely Anyone (I have no standards!!!)"
 
"Will Wash Dishes For A Date - In Fact, I Will Wash Dishes 'During' Our Date (That Is How I'll Pay For Our Meal At The Restaurant)."
 
"Gold Digger seeks wealthy millionare she can bilk out of 3/4 of his fortune"
 
If this were true... I'm predicting the next thread will be:

"National Spam Shortage Due to False Rumor Started By Catherder"

(Spam Makers Everywhere Can't Throw Enough Animals Leftovers--Lips, Toes, Eyelashes--Into the Blender Fast Enough to Meet the Demand)


Spamtastic!