What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

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so I will ask this seriously...please tell me you know that my answers are jokes?
 
A man is dateable when....he has no problems praying with or for me.
A man is dateable when....he shows compassion for those hurting.
A man is dateable when....he can handle a discussion or argument between us with kindness
and without throwing out vindictive comments.

A man is undateable when....he is content spending a few hours a week talking or being with me.
A man is undateable when....he wants to play the blame game in an argument instead of helping to
find a solution.
A man is undateable when....I am not the one he turns to when he is hurting, stressed, or needing prayer.

Yes, I know those were very serious responses.
On a lighter note here are a few responses that are still true.

A man is dateable when....he loves my food.
A man is undateable when....he won't do the dishes with me after I cook a meal for him.
 
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iTOREtheSKY said:
so I will ask this seriously...please tell me you know that my answers are jokes?
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Yes, Chocolate, I know they are a joke and so was my response.
If the past 24 hours of my day have been determined by whether I can use chopsticks, then I am in
serious trouble.lol
 
I would teach you how Peanut,if you so desired to learn. Besides,it gives me an excuse to hold your hands. :o:p:o
 
I know a man is dateable when..............he stinks, I love to bask in the ambiance of man's b.o.

I know a man is undateable when..............he doesn't let me smell his armpits :).
 
gia said:
I know a man is dateable when..............he stinks, I love to bask in the ambiance of man's b.o.

I know a man is undateable when..............he doesn't let me smell his armpits :).
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What the?
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gia said:
I know a man is dateable when..............he stinks, I love to bask in the ambiance of man's b.o.

I know a man is undateable when..............he doesn't let me smell his armpits :).
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lol, I bet that's the first time anybody has ever said that....ever
 
Hey now,

this thread supposedly welcomes non-serious answers. Whether or not she was serious.. well.. we may never know. :P
 
gia said:
I know a man is dateable when..............he stinks, I love to bask in the ambiance of man's b.o.

I know a man is undateable when..............he doesn't let me smell his armpits :).
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Because of those comments, I don't know whether to label Gia as Dateable, Undateable, or Hygenically Challenged!!!

Either way, I'm not going to shower for a week. Let the good times roll!!!
 
Loveneverfails said:
Hey now,

this thread supposedly welcomes non-serious answers. Whether or not she was serious.. well.. we may never know. :P
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lol, well in all seriousness....if I had to choose between a woman's BO and perfume....I would rather smell the BO, I can't stand perfume. I've only smelled one brand in my life that I actually liked.
 
Lol jussss kidding :D, I should be dateable because of my sense humor.

But I honestly don't mind the b.o. of a man who just worked out :). And occasionally I think its funny when guys burp or fart. Just no where near my face though. Lol
 
Lol but all seriousness you guys reaction killed me, I can't stop laughing. You guys made my night, thank you :). My day went from bad to good.
 
Who is dateable? date-able? Hmmm... What is a Date Fruit? (with pictures)

If someone fits most or all of the descriptions in provided link, then he or she may not only be dateable.

Fun fact: According to above link's comment section, "Dates can keep for a long time."
 
Undateable: He curses like a sailor, He has no desire to get to know the real me, He dislikes culture (Nascar isn't culture), He drinks alcohol like a drunken sailor, (I don't really dislike sailors, they just happen to be a part of so many good similes), He doesn't know what a simile is, He doesn't read, He will not pray with you, He puts unreasonable expectations on you that he doesn't hold to himself, He is manipulative emotionally, He doesn't go to Church...

Dateable: He studies God's Word, He desires that we study it together - as well as on our own, He has a growing relationship with Jesus, He is humble, He is more interested in my relationship with Jesus than how I look, He esteems others better than himself, He has a heart for the lost, He desires to be the Godly leader of the relationship/marriage, and He doesn't mind that I love Star Wars and other Sci-Fi dorkiness...:D
 
maxwel said:
A woman is datable when...

she doesn't ask what kind of meat is in the stew, or why her cat is missing.
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seoulsearch said:
I would simply ask WHAT KIND of cat it was.

Obviously, one simply cannot make "Calico Stew" out of tabbies.

And knowing that, I believe, makes me HIGHLY dateable.
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Is this a bad time to mention that I also make a prize-worthy German Shepherd's Pie?

Which should bump me up to the EXTREMELY dateable category.

And, of course, putting any guy who will try my cooking in the IMPOSSIBLY dateable category... ;)
 
seoulsearch said:
Is this a bad time to mention that I also make a prize-worthy German Shepherd's Pie?

Which should bump me up to the EXTREMELY dateable category.

And, of course, putting any guy who will try my cooking in the IMPOSSIBLY dateable category... ;)
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Shes smart and can cook....now thats what I call a woman.
 
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