-
Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.
If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!
To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
I'm sorry Descyple. I was too busy following some OTHER single white guy's orders to pay attention to you sitting there barking out commands... 
My bad!
My bad!
Us white guys are very sensitive emotionally (I think it is due to our lack of melanin - lol).
So what you're saying is that you'd give commands like this:
"Seoulsearch, go make me a sammich!! (please)"
To which, I would, of course, reply, "What??? Your arms don't look broken to me! In fact, you could make us BOTH sammiches!" (However, Descyple, knowing you are a nice guy... I might cave in... and BUY sammiches for both of us from the local deli. Humph.)
Somehow, I think you won that round.
"Seoulsearch, go make me a sammich!! (please)"
To which, I would, of course, reply, "What??? Your arms don't look broken to me! In fact, you could make us BOTH sammiches!"
(However, Descyple, knowing you are a nice guy... I might cave in... and BUY sammiches for both of us from the local deli. Humph.) Somehow, I think you won that round.
So what you're saying is that you'd give commands like this:
"Seoulsearch, go make me a sammich!! (please)"
To which, I would, of course, reply, "What??? Your arms don't look broken to me! In fact, you could make us BOTH sammiches!" (However, Descyple, knowing you are a nice guy... I might cave in... and BUY sammiches for both of us from the local deli. Humph.)
Somehow, I think you won that round.
"Seoulsearch, go make me a sammich!! (please)"
To which, I would, of course, reply, "What??? Your arms don't look broken to me! In fact, you could make us BOTH sammiches!"
(However, Descyple, knowing you are a nice guy... I might cave in... and BUY sammiches for both of us from the local deli. Humph.) Somehow, I think you won that round.
But no vegetables on it for me, just peanut-butter (which leads me to my next "Singles Thread Title You'll Never See")
Just Ask Kim Kardashian, Brittney Spears, and Carmen Electra & Dennis Rodman, Mario Lopez, Lisa Marie Presley & Nicolas Cage, Renee Zellwegger & Kenny Chesney, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lopez, Colin Farrell, Chad Michael Murrary, Drew Barrymore & Tom Green...they know a few things about short marriages.
"Happily Married to my High-School Sweetheart of 25 years, and still going strong!"
...for several reasons, obviously...though I've met several such couples...
"How to Solve all your dating/love-life problems without step-programs, repeat information, or Bible Verse Gift Bags"
...*sigh*...
"Mormon Matrimony: Why just choose one?"
...and I'm sure I could come up with more (no offense to our Mormon friends, btw, just having a jest).
...for several reasons, obviously...though I've met several such couples...
"How to Solve all your dating/love-life problems without step-programs, repeat information, or Bible Verse Gift Bags"
...*sigh*...
"Mormon Matrimony: Why just choose one?"
...and I'm sure I could come up with more (no offense to our Mormon friends, btw, just having a jest).
"I have goslings in my limo, wanna mate?"
"I separated my harmonicas with lemon juice, are you crippled?"
"I severed a thumb and a thimble, how do you do?"
"You've never been obstructed in the front of a limo have you? I've got nine"
"I select women based on union dues, cry me a river"
"I think I'm terminating the water board, yes that will do"
"Have you ever loved a man washed in shoes?"
"I select my women based on autographs, I have seven"
"There are things that you can apply for, automotive, yeah buddy"
"I think the tin man is making coffee in my yard call the police please"
"Women think I'm super, super dangling from this cliff by your finger, please drop me!"
"Looking for a super woman who can eat cats, I can too"
"You were the blond in the corner, I noticed your gummy drops, call me"
"We all can generate our own candy, that's spelled C A N D Y"
"If you eat jello in a bathroom, you deserve to be dead"
"I never thought love was spelled out like lycanthropy"
"I separated my harmonicas with lemon juice, are you crippled?"
"I severed a thumb and a thimble, how do you do?"
"You've never been obstructed in the front of a limo have you? I've got nine"
"I select women based on union dues, cry me a river"
"I think I'm terminating the water board, yes that will do"
"Have you ever loved a man washed in shoes?"
"I select my women based on autographs, I have seven"
"There are things that you can apply for, automotive, yeah buddy"
"I think the tin man is making coffee in my yard call the police please"
"Women think I'm super, super dangling from this cliff by your finger, please drop me!"
"Looking for a super woman who can eat cats, I can too"
"You were the blond in the corner, I noticed your gummy drops, call me"
"We all can generate our own candy, that's spelled C A N D Y"
"If you eat jello in a bathroom, you deserve to be dead"
"I never thought love was spelled out like lycanthropy"
