Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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"Single White Male Seeking..................... Advice On How To Get Women To Do His Every Bidding"
 
seoulsearch said:
I'm sorry Descyple. I was too busy following some OTHER single white guy's orders to pay attention to you sitting there barking out commands... :D My bad!
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Seoulsearch, I accept your apology this time, but don't let it happen again!!!

Us white guys are very sensitive emotionally (I think it is due to our lack of melanin - lol).
 
Descyple said:
Seoulsearch, I accept your apology this time, but don't let it happen again!!!

Us white guys are very sensitive emotionally (I think it is due to our lack of melanin - lol).
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So what you're saying is that you'd give commands like this:

"Seoulsearch, go make me a sammich!! (please)"

To which, I would, of course, reply, "What??? Your arms don't look broken to me! In fact, you could make us BOTH sammiches!" :D (However, Descyple, knowing you are a nice guy... I might cave in... and BUY sammiches for both of us from the local deli. Humph.) ;)

Somehow, I think you won that round.
 
seoulsearch said:
So what you're saying is that you'd give commands like this:

"Seoulsearch, go make me a sammich!! (please)"

To which, I would, of course, reply, "What??? Your arms don't look broken to me! In fact, you could make us BOTH sammiches!" :D (However, Descyple, knowing you are a nice guy... I might cave in... and BUY sammiches for both of us from the local deli. Humph.) ;)

Somehow, I think you won that round.
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A sammich sounds great (I haven't had one of those since I was 6 years old).

But no vegetables on it for me, just peanut-butter (which leads me to my next "Singles Thread Title You'll Never See")
 
"Hungry Single White Male Seeking............ Woman Who Makes The Best Peanut-Butter Sammichs EVER!!!"
 
arwen83 said:
I am married and now don't want to be: 10 Reasons to Call it Quits!
What is the most creative and spontaneous way to ask for a divorce? (think elbow macaroni)
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Just Ask Kim Kardashian, Brittney Spears, and Carmen Electra & Dennis Rodman, Mario Lopez, Lisa Marie Presley & Nicolas Cage, Renee Zellwegger & Kenny Chesney, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lopez, Colin Farrell, Chad Michael Murrary, Drew Barrymore & Tom Green...they know a few things about short marriages.
 
Desperate times call for desperate measures: Who wants to marry me before the apocalypse? I REALLY want to have sex before the end...P.S. Some guy on the street corner says its soon, so we should hook up asap

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"Happily Married to my High-School Sweetheart of 25 years, and still going strong!"

...for several reasons, obviously...though I've met several such couples...

"How to Solve all your dating/love-life problems without step-programs, repeat information, or Bible Verse Gift Bags"

...*sigh*...

"Mormon Matrimony: Why just choose one?"

...and I'm sure I could come up with more (no offense to our Mormon friends, btw, just having a jest).
 
"I Have Every Leonardo Dicaprio Line Memorized From "The Titanic" And Every Ryan Gosling Line Memorized From "The Notebook", And Yet I'm Still Single! Why?"
 
"I have goslings in my limo, wanna mate?"
"I separated my harmonicas with lemon juice, are you crippled?"
"I severed a thumb and a thimble, how do you do?"
"You've never been obstructed in the front of a limo have you? I've got nine"
"I select women based on union dues, cry me a river"
"I think I'm terminating the water board, yes that will do"
"Have you ever loved a man washed in shoes?"
"I select my women based on autographs, I have seven"
"There are things that you can apply for, automotive, yeah buddy"
"I think the tin man is making coffee in my yard call the police please"
"Women think I'm super, super dangling from this cliff by your finger, please drop me!"
"Looking for a super woman who can eat cats, I can too"
"You were the blond in the corner, I noticed your gummy drops, call me"
"We all can generate our own candy, that's spelled C A N D Y"
"If you eat jello in a bathroom, you deserve to be dead"
"I never thought love was spelled out like lycanthropy"
 
"Would It Be A Good Idea To Take A Woman To MacDonalds On A First Date and Order A Just One Happy Meal To Share Between The Two Of Us In Order To Impress Her With My Carefulness With Money?"
 
Descyple said:
"Would It Be A Good Idea To Take A Woman To MacDonalds On A First Date and Order A Just One Happy Meal To Share Between The Two Of Us In Order To Impress Her With My Carefulness With Money?"
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Yes. Yes, it would. But only if you order a Happy Meal and give her the toy.
 
Fenner said:
Axe body spray, why women like you to wear a lot of it.
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"If you're not wearing the whole can, you're doing it wrong!"
"If others don't feel the need to wear a gas mask, you're doing it wrong!"
"If people's nose hairs don't catch on fire from the fumes, you're doing it wrong!"
 
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