Now first off making jokes (i.e taunting "You don't make change at a cash register do you?") is a sign of over-confidence (i.e. pride) second your taking it literally on the third day of His death not at the end of the 3rd day not in three days ect ect. ON THE THIRD DAY.
Actually the scripture shows it has to be exactly three days and three nights, not more, not less...
Joh 2:19 Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up.
Mat 27:63 Saying, Sir, we remember that that deceiver said, while he was yet alive, After three days I will rise again.
Mat 17:23 And they shall kill him, and the third day he shall be raised again. And they were exceeding sorry.
Now there is only one period of time that will agree with all three of these verses. He had to be raised up
IN three days according to John 2:19. He had to be raised up
AFTER three days had elapsed (on the exact second will satisfy this) according to Mat 27:63 and He had to be raised
ON the third day (just at the very end, again the last second). Plus, He said...
Mat 12:40 For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
My seven year old grandson understood this but then he is just learning to count.