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Therapon
Guest
Another CC member sent me the following in a private message. I deleted the writer’s name and edited it at bit to hide the writer’s identity, but it's oh so true and hilarious!
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“I suppose you have noticed from time to time in Christian Chat, how some people say, ‘God TOLD me this or that through the Holy Spirit,’
Or they say something else to prove the divine origin of their view and would dare disagree with that?’
“That part is not funny. What follows is the funny part . . .
“The first poster writes: ‘God told me that He will be coming to get His elect BEFORE the 7 year tribulation (or whatever). I know this is true because God spoke to me!’
“Then the second guy says ..... 'Oh no, no, no!!! God spoke to me and said He will take us to Heaven during the middle of the tribulation!!!'
“Then this third guy says, 'You both got it wrong. I know because God has spoken directly to me and it's quite clear, Jesus returns AFTER the tribulation and then there is going to be a millennium!'
“Another CC member come on the string and pontifically declares: 'I am the one who actually talked to God and this is what is really going to happen. There is no tribulation, 7 years or otherwise, and when Jesus returns, there will be a thousand years of peace for everybody, including the Muslims!!!! Now, I know this is true because I have several witnesses: Jesus, as well as God who told me. In addition, three angels came to me and confirmed it, so I’m right!'”
All these folks getting a different story from God, really? . . . It’s enough to make you swimmy-headed.
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“I suppose you have noticed from time to time in Christian Chat, how some people say, ‘God TOLD me this or that through the Holy Spirit,’
Or they say something else to prove the divine origin of their view and would dare disagree with that?’
“That part is not funny. What follows is the funny part . . .
“The first poster writes: ‘God told me that He will be coming to get His elect BEFORE the 7 year tribulation (or whatever). I know this is true because God spoke to me!’
“Then the second guy says ..... 'Oh no, no, no!!! God spoke to me and said He will take us to Heaven during the middle of the tribulation!!!'
“Then this third guy says, 'You both got it wrong. I know because God has spoken directly to me and it's quite clear, Jesus returns AFTER the tribulation and then there is going to be a millennium!'
“Another CC member come on the string and pontifically declares: 'I am the one who actually talked to God and this is what is really going to happen. There is no tribulation, 7 years or otherwise, and when Jesus returns, there will be a thousand years of peace for everybody, including the Muslims!!!! Now, I know this is true because I have several witnesses: Jesus, as well as God who told me. In addition, three angels came to me and confirmed it, so I’m right!'”
All these folks getting a different story from God, really? . . . It’s enough to make you swimmy-headed.