What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages and wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas.
Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before if you take the mask off, hear me true. Ye think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag.
As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye shark bait off the map. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog.
If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibes incur, ye might have belayed the comments. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' the fish food.
^ LOL. How was that?
Whadda ya mean Halloween is over, I can take off the Troll mask? What mask?
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over that mess!
