I just don't understand...

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MissCris

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maxwel said:
People hate cats because they ARE NOT ON YOUR TEAM!

Dogs are like little hairy cheerleaders... they love EVERYTHING you do!
No matter what you're doing, a dog thinks it's THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!
If you were wrestling a raging rhinoceros, a dog would hide under a table and shout,
"YOU CAN DO IT!!!"

Not so with cats.

Cats are NOT on your team.

A cat is it's own team... a team of ONE.

It's a superior team... an elitist team... a team YOU can never join.

The cat knows you can never be on it's team,
and when you turn around...
it sends little text messages to it's friends...
mocking you.

: )
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YES!

Cats are awful, and they puke on things, and scratch up furniture, and tear screens off of doors and windows, and leave fur on evvvvverything, and step on you while you're sleeping, and meow in your face with their awful kitty breath and make you feel guilty for not letting them into your house and they steal stuff and hide it...

I hate cats!

...though I don't think I want a dog, either...
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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MissCris said:
YES!

Cats are awful, and they puke on things, and scratch up furniture, and tear screens off of doors and windows, and leave fur on evvvvverything, and step on you while you're sleeping, and meow in your face with their awful kitty breath and make you feel guilty for not letting them into your house and they steal stuff and hide it...

I hate cats!

...though I don't think I want a dog, either...
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Don't you have like four cats? And three deer?
 
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colalella2891

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#83
I do love cats, but yeah I can see why people hate them lol. They do have negative aspects...
 
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MissCris

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DuchessAimee said:
Don't you have like four cats? And three deer?
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I have three cats. And one extra that appears to have made itself at home on my porch (maybe he'd go away if I stop feeding him...).
Deer, on the other hand, I sometimes have three of...sometimes ten or more...sometimes zero.
I hate them all!
 
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Tintin

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#87
MissCris,
Judge not the deer of thy Maker's hand, lest they judge thee.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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maxwel said:
People hate cats because they ARE NOT ON YOUR TEAM!

Dogs are like little hairy cheerleaders... they love EVERYTHING you do!
No matter what you're doing, a dog thinks it's THE BEST IDEA EVER!!!
If you were wrestling a raging rhinoceros, a dog would hide under a table and shout,
"YOU CAN DO IT!!!"

Not so with cats.

Cats are NOT on your team.

A cat is it's own team... a team of ONE.

It's a superior team... an elitist team... a team YOU can never join.

The cat knows you can never be on it's team,
and when you turn around...
it sends little text messages to it's friends...
mocking you.

: )
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Ugly

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#91
Relena7 said:
I don't understand why sexist jokes are acceptable on a forum that is supposed to be Christian.

Not sure I'll ever get used to that.
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It goes both ways.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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maybe I'm weird, but it doesn't bother me
 
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Tintin

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#94
Normally it would bother me, but I know those guys and their playful banter.
 
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Jullianna

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#95
I don't understand how I can lose office supplies (stapler, ruler, favorite pen, etc.) when I haven't even walked away from my desk.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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I don't understand why some people cant leave well enough alone..........

I don't understand why I don't want to go to sleep... guess I'm too nosey
 
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Tintin

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I don't understand why we grow rice and cotton in Australia, when we're the driest continent in the world.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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I don't understand why anyone would make a meatloaf in the shape of a baby......
 
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