Worst pick up lines youve heard.
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Oh gosh so many I would admit that they just make me laugh though. I'm not one to get upset over stuff like this.
- Do you have a quarter? 'cuz my mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
- I love your top, what type of material is it? Feels like girlfriend material to me.
-Those are the only ones I can post here lol
- Do you have a quarter? 'cuz my mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
- I love your top, what type of material is it? Feels like girlfriend material to me.
-Those are the only ones I can post here lol
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I'm not God, but, I'm guessing, He would say, ' This one is goddess of the universe.'
Hey, how come you don't have a ring on your finger. Girls like you should be married or engaged. Period.
What Paris runway did you just walk off of?
OK, I'm a guy, these are just made up. But I just had to contribute, green brains would not be denied,
Actually, I don't want to give my green brains too much credit, cuz it goes to their head, so to speak. But, those lines there, actually, sound pretty 'dateable.'
Hmm, too, I digress, I guess, guys can be picked up, too, but, I don't have any lines that come to mind because I've not been picked on, I mean, picked up lately , tried to be, anyway
Hey, how come you don't have a ring on your finger. Girls like you should be married or engaged. Period.
What Paris runway did you just walk off of?
OK, I'm a guy, these are just made up. But I just had to contribute, green brains would not be denied,
Actually, I don't want to give my green brains too much credit, cuz it goes to their head, so to speak. But, those lines there, actually, sound pretty 'dateable.'
Hmm, too, I digress, I guess, guys can be picked up, too, but, I don't have any lines that come to mind because I've not been picked on, I mean, picked up
lately , tried to be, anyway
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Just met the dude: "I have found my Ruth in you. Now watch our happiness unfold."
Guy who could decide whether he was godly or pervy: "Believe with me and let's start our journey together of happiness. Oh, and send a full body pic, too."
For others, I can't remember the exact words. There was the Indian guy that on the first and only date was so happy to meet me so I could give birth to his little army of Christian babies. There was the guy that offered to give me the "opportunity" to help him take pictures of his newly waxed, muscular upper body (ew); he said I could pick up dinner on my way over, if I wanted. The super old guy who asked me to go to El Chico's (cheap Tex-Mex), and asked why I didn't like enchiladas when I declined.
Guy who could decide whether he was godly or pervy: "Believe with me and let's start our journey together of happiness. Oh, and send a full body pic, too."
For others, I can't remember the exact words. There was the Indian guy that on the first and only date was so happy to meet me so I could give birth to his little army of Christian babies. There was the guy that offered to give me the "opportunity" to help him take pictures of his newly waxed, muscular upper body (ew); he said I could pick up dinner on my way over, if I wanted. The super old guy who asked me to go to El Chico's (cheap Tex-Mex), and asked why I didn't like enchiladas when I declined.
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Here is $30.00. Drink till I'm good looking then come get me.
Girl you better have a license because you are driving me crazy.
I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?
I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you.
Are you tired? Cuz you've been running in my mind all day.
Are those space pants? 'Cuz your legs look out of this world.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in those eyes.
Girl you better have a license because you are driving me crazy.
I lost my phone number can I borrow yours?
I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you.
Are you tired? Cuz you've been running in my mind all day.
Are those space pants? 'Cuz your legs look out of this world.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in those eyes.
