Worst pick up lines youve heard.

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Oncefallen

Oncefallen

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Let's all remember this is a Christian site and keep it at least PG.
 
secularhermit

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Misty77 said:
I'm not an item on craigslist. I don't do pics on demand.
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Acknowledged!

And excuse me if my lines were somewhat offensive to any of you. You are not an item (and I need a dictionary to know what "craigslist" means)
 
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ww_21

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secularhermit said:
Acknowledged!

And excuse me if my lines were somewhat offensive to any of you. You are not an item (and I need a dictionary to know what "craigslist" means)
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Basically it's a website where you place ads example: Wanted - mechanic or selling- used car. Stuff like that, what ever you are looking for you can post it there and interested parties will contact you.
 
Grace-Like-Rain

Grace-Like-Rain

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Maybe Shour will wander in here and bless us all with his plethora of cheesy gym rat pick-up lines.

Heh heh.

:rolleyes:
 
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Shouryu

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I was just told literally two minutes ago that, "You must know karate, because your body is kickin'."

It's basically the only time a woman has used a pick up line on me, and she literally used it specifically to get me to participate in this thread.

I won't say who the offending party is. I'm sure you can figure it out. Three syllables. Rhymes with "a spike chain."
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Shouryu said:
I was just told literally two minutes ago that, "You must know karate, because your body is kickin'."
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I am SO writing that one down!!!! That might very well be the best one yet.

Can't wait to use it on my own next unsuspecting victim, er, I mean... I can't wait to file it away in my archives... D'oh!
 
Grace-Like-Rain

Grace-Like-Rain

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Shouryu said:
I was just told literally two minutes ago that, "You must know karate, because your body is kickin'."

It's basically the only time a woman has used a pick up line on me, and she literally used it specifically to get me to participate in this thread.

I won't say who the offending party is. I'm sure you can figure it out. Three syllables. Rhymes with "a spike chain."
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A spike chain? THAT'S what you rhymed my name with?? :p

I wonder what that says about me...
 
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BananaPie

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Shouryu said:
I was just told literally two minutes ago that, "You must know karate, because your body is kickin'."
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I'm sure you can figure it out. Three syllables. Rhymes with "a spike chain."
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Let's see... Chase Mike train...

Ace like brain...

Trace psych Wayne...

Race, hike Spain... ...okay, I give up. :p
 
Descyple

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Here is the worst pick up line I've ever be given............

"Descyple, if you let me shoot an apple off the top of your head with a Winchester Rifle while my back is turned to you and I aim using only a mirror like Annie Oakley, then I will let you go on a date with me!!!"

(I still haven't accepted Jullianna's offer yet!!!).
 
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christiancollegegirl

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This really happened to me today.

*homeless customer eyeing my fake engagement ring* Ooh that's a nice ring! You married or engaged?
*me laughing* Nah neither. I found this ring.
*him winking* We'll have to work on that.
 
Misty77

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christiancollegegirl said:
This really happened to me today.

*homeless customer eyeing my fake engagement ring* Ooh that's a nice ring! You married or engaged?
*me laughing* Nah neither. I found this ring.
*him winking* We'll have to work on that.
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Fake engagement ring doesn't work if you tell him it's fake, silly. =P
 
Descyple

Descyple

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A woman once gave me the following pick up line.................. "If you even look at me, I'll slap your face."

I'm not into masochism, so I didn't respond to her odd style of flirting!!!
 
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kenthomas27

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Shouryu said:
I was just told literally two minutes ago that, "You must know karate, because your body is kickin'."

It's basically the only time a woman has used a pick up line on me, and she literally used it specifically to get me to participate in this thread.

I won't say who the offending party is. I'm sure you can figure it out. Three syllables. Rhymes with "a spike chain."
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It was secularhermit?
 
lil_christian

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My friends and I were goofing around and church and talking about flirting and my friend says, "Let's do a shoulder count!" then she pretty much counted her shoulders and then slid her arm around mine while counting. XD

Seriously. I have the weirdest friends. But they're so awesome.
 
Searching4Truth

Searching4Truth

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"How about we skip the formalities. You, me, getting horizontal on the dance floor right now."


I could only laugh when I heard this. LMBO
 
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Tmercy

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I think you all just made my day! Just too funny! But I do have a few myself. ;-)
-Oh man your so sweet you'd make Hersheys go out of business
-Gurl Where your man be at? Oh don't worry you got one now.
 
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Shouryu

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lil_christian said:
My friends and I were goofing around and church and talking about flirting and my friend says, "Let's do a shoulder count!" then she pretty much counted her shoulders and then slid her arm around mine while counting. XD
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SO

MUCH

WIN.

Seriously, this is brain-meltingly brilliant, and I am adding it to my repertoire.
 
christian74

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"Will you fall for me if I march around you seven times?"
 
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Arlene89

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I was walking the city streets with my older brother and friends as we were heading to a Latino festival, when a young man bumped in to me. In his drunken giddiness, he asked me some pointers on how to approach a 'certain' woman. I gave him the best five step lesson I could (in one breath) on 'how to approach women assertively', and was ready to leave when he caught me by the hand and started using the pointers on me. I laughed, pat his shoulder, gave him kudos for the effort then kindly began my departure. He caught my attention again, but this time started creating a 'what if' scenario where I come back to his place, and wake up in the morning in a bath full of ice with my kidneys missing. I hugged him, said 'God bless', and walked away. Nothing surprises me anymore.
 
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