Worst pick up lines youve heard.

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Tintin

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Shouryu said:
I was just told literally two minutes ago that, "You must know karate, because your body is kickin'."

It's basically the only time a woman has used a pick up line on me, and she literally used it specifically to get me to participate in this thread.

I won't say who the offending party is. I'm sure you can figure it out. Three syllables. Rhymes with "a spike chain."
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Haha! Fantastic. But how does "a spike chain" sound like You Know Who's name? The last two words rhyme, but not the first - "a".
 
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ServantStrike

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Tintin said:
Haha! Fantastic. But how does "a spike chain" sound like You Know Who's name? The last two words rhyme, but not the first - "a".
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Eh, close enough is good enough

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Nice beard you got going on by the way bro.
 
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Tintin

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I forgot, you guys are mostly Americans. So it rhymes more or less... in your language. :p
 
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Jullianna

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I'm picturing Tintin sitting at his keyboard mouthing those words and scratching his beard as to how they rhyme :)
 
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A woman I was flirting with once gave me the following pick up line:

"If you close your eyes and count to 100, then I will go on a date with you tonight."

So I closed my eyes and counted to 100, but when I opened my eyes, she was nowhere to be found. Maybe she forgot about our date because I spent so much time counting. Next time, I'm only counting to 10.
 
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BananaPie said:
...and how many days will that take you? ...j/k... :D
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Okay, now "THAT" is officially the worst pick up line I've ever been given!!!

You will have to charm me much better than that, BananaRama!!!!
 
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BananaPie

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Sister, your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead. :rolleyes:

 
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BananaPie

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Well, a "pick-up" is a truck, and a "line" is the set of points ordered one next to the order.
So, a "pick-up line" is how a truck travels in the correct order from point to point... :)
 
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A woman once gave me this pick up line................

"If you stop stalking me, I won't have you arrested."

She obviously didn't put much effort into that one, because it had no affect on me at all (but I did get to spend 30 days in jail).
 
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And these are all senior people chirping in harmony all along,..lol.Way to go.
 
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A woman once said to me, "Call me! We'll go out sometime!!!"

I turned her down. I'm sorry, but if a woman wants to spend time with me, she must put much more work into her "pick up line" than that.

Trust me, I'm worth the extra work!!!
 
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Once I was walking down the street and this guy on a bike passed me and said, "Nice pants! They'd look better on my floor!" Now what amazed me was that he managed to say that within a fraction of a second of us crossing paths. I was halfway down the street until I realized what he actually said and cringed deeply.
 
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Hello Lyta! Lol, I've heard the one about farting and blowing me away. :) Here are some that I have heard:1.) Do you believe in true love at first sight or should I walk by again? 2.) Are you an angel? Because I just died and went to Heaven. 3.) When I'm using my keyboard, I see that U and I are always together. Lol!! :) Another good one is: I'm the dynamite, and your my match. :) And lastly, this one: do you live in the sky? Cuz I see stars in your eyes. :)
 
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Secularhermit, I really dont think thats what the guy meant when he said "oh and send a full body pic too." :p Lol!! Pretty sure he wanted to see something other than if she was in a wheelchair, if you get my drift. :)
 
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baby you look so good i want to put you on a plate and suck you up with a biscuit
 
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