Worst pick up lines youve heard.
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If I was Liam Neeson, this would be my pick up line:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a date, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of being rejected. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you reject me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not flirt with you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will follow you, I will stalk you, and I will date you."
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a date, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of being rejected. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you reject me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not flirt with you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will follow you, I will stalk you, and I will date you."
Interesting frightful pick up lines or what ever you want to call them. Unfortunately I've experienced these in the past.
1. I could help you tone those arms, come work out with me sometime, my apartment complex has a gym. We could work out then maybe go back to my apartment. Oh that would be wonderful, maybe I could use my bat wing arm flaps to fly us there.
2. I like to sing Karaoke and drive drunk, want to go out sometime? Yeah sure I love bad Karaoke and I have a death wish.
I wish the above weren't true but they are, those lines were actually said to me. It's a wonder I actually found a nice guy to marry. Thank you God.
1. I could help you tone those arms, come work out with me sometime, my apartment complex has a gym. We could work out then maybe go back to my apartment. Oh that would be wonderful, maybe I could use my bat wing arm flaps to fly us there.
2. I like to sing Karaoke and drive drunk, want to go out sometime? Yeah sure I love bad Karaoke and I have a death wish.
I wish the above weren't true but they are, those lines were actually said to me. It's a wonder I actually found a nice guy to marry. Thank you God.
One of the worst pickup lines in the world: "Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
Every time I hear it I think of a certain cartoon...
Can I only rearrange or can I take out letters altogether? Because the whole c/k thing is just ridiculous. Look we can kiss later. This is *immortality* here!
Every time I hear it I think of a certain cartoon...
Can I only rearrange or can I take out letters altogether? Because the whole c/k thing is just ridiculous. Look we can kiss later. This is *immortality* here!