Awesome stuff kids say.

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imoss

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yeah those were too cute!

Heres one: this morning my youngest just 5 & i were sitting in the big chair having a snuggle & i said... boo, are you getting bigger, am i getting bigger or is the chair just getting smaller? boo replied the chair is getting smaller mom and its gonna get smaller and smaller and smaller. (hope thats not cause i'm gonna put on my winter fat) lol
 
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boo? o_O You named your kid boo? o_O
 
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better than oopsies lol! nah thats his nic name.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I think it's cute.
 
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There is a nice collection of things kids said here

Some of my favourites: :)

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

"Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!" -- Boy, overheard at the hospital

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it's printed on the bottom." -- 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father knew the genders of four new baby kittens

"I'm glad I'm finally eight. This is the oldest I've ever been in my entire life!" -- 8 year old son

"Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9

"I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses." -- Gina, age 8

"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."

"I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing."

"People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."

"The wind is like the air, only pushier."

"It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places."
 
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When Noah was first born, I still drove the older kids to the bus stop each morning, one of the kids being my neice jessica who was all of about 8 at the time...they were discussing babies and my oldest Haley says " Jessica just get your mom to have you a baby brother like mine did"...and Jessica looks at me, rolls her eyes, looks at Haley...says " She cant have babies anymore Haley , she gots her boobs tied".............
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Oh I laughed so hard I cried on that one.
 
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imoss said:
better than oopsies lol! nah thats his nic name.
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lol cute but boo might not want mom to call him boo in front of his friends :p then again, people have given their kids some stranger names...
 
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I remember one time when I was little my mom and great aunt would give me haircuts of their liking I don't mean just a lil trim I mean a actually haircut. So anyways I came to visit my grandmother and she said T what happened to ur hair and I simply rolled my eyes and said mommy and rita cut my hair with those cross sided sissor again. She just thought that was halarious.

Ok this is more sweet than funny. About a month after I turned 18 my grandparents and I got into this big argument about making cole slaw I know it sounds stupid but they were like that they would argue with me over anything so anyways I called my aunt and asked her to come get me so I packed some bags and left and I was crying the whole way to wendy's and my lil cousin who was 5 at the time kept rubbing me on the back and saying its ok tisha its not ur fault it will be ok cry all you want to and my other cousin was saying the same thing

The same lil cousin also had a ingrown toenail and his mom had to pull it out and he was crying and she said its ok we will put a spider man band aid on it and spider man will make it all better. To which he replied nah uh mommy Jesus will make it better.
 
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lol cute but boo might not want mom to call him boo in front of his friends :p then again, people have given their kids some stranger names...
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so what you are saying is i probably shouldnt sing his "bee bop a lou ba he's my beeebooo's be bop a lou ba i dont mean me booos be bop a lou ba he he he's my corbebo my corbeboo my corbeboo" in front of his friends either while wet kissing his face? ... my other kid i call shmopnic malropnic.... I wont even get into his song!
 
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imoss said:
so what you are saying is i probably shouldnt sing his "bee bop a lou ba he's my beeebooo's be bop a lou ba i dont mean me booos be bop a lou ba he he he's my corbebo my corbeboo my corbeboo" in front of his friends either while wet kissing his face? ... my other kid i call shmopnic malropnic.... I wont even get into his song!
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My goodness! I would squirm in your arms and attempt a great escape!
 
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ALL IN THE FAMILY :-S

My sister and bro-in-laws son says to me one day..."Aunty, why are you not married?"
I reply...."Gosh, I dunno, I guess the right man hasnt come along for me yet"
Nephew ponders......
Nephew replies....."I know...you could marry Dad!!"
I reply...."err no....I dont think so..."
 
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Me: "Nathan, you need to stop making those noises...they are really annoying!!"

Nathan: "No there not."

Me: "OHHHHHHHH...yes, they are!"

Nathan: "But I like making those noises."

Me: "Ok...you have a choice then...keep making the noises and you WILL get punished....obey, and stop the noises and we will have a peaceful ride to daycare and NO punishment."

Nathan: "Can someone pul-eeese get my mom some coffee."


(not i'm sorry mama.....not, ok, I will obey....not even keeping up with the behavior and making the wrong choice so that he will get punished. He thinks I must need coffee...lol Ornery kid!)

(this was this mornings car ride)
 
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J0Y said:
ALL IN THE FAMILY :-S

My sister and bro-in-laws son says to me one day..."Aunty, why are you not married?"
I reply...."Gosh, I dunno, I guess the right man hasnt come along for me yet"
Nephew ponders......
Nephew replies....."I know...you could marry Dad!!"
I reply...."err no....I dont think so..."
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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grace said:
Me: "Nathan, you need to stop making those noises...they are really annoying!!"

Nathan: "No there not."

Me: "OHHHHHHHH...yes, they are!"

Nathan: "But I like making those noises."

Me: "Ok...you have a choice then...keep making the noises and you WILL get punished....obey, and stop the noises and we will have a peaceful ride to daycare and NO punishment."

Nathan: "Can someone pul-eeese get my mom some coffee."


(not i'm sorry mama.....not, ok, I will obey....not even keeping up with the behavior and making the wrong choice so that he will get punished. He thinks I must need coffee...lol Ornery kid!)

(this was this mornings car ride)
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Are all rides to day care this amusing?
 
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With Nathan.....you just never know. He is my youngest (5) and FULL of all sorts of mischeif and one-liners.
 
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They're all smarter than they look lol
 
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ahhhh to have daycare that picks up...
 
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Here is what a typical ride to daycare entails for me. my daughter is 3 and a half

Me: Honey stop saying doodie head

Her: why?

Me: because i told you to stop and you need to listen

Her: why?

Me : because i told you to

Her: Why?

Me: because when i tell you to stop doing something you stop doing it!!!

Her: why?

Me: STOP ASKING ME WHY! JUST QUIT TALKING!

Her: reeeellllaaxxx mommy.. take a deep breath. Calm down.. Everything is okay.

Me: i am calm!

Her: why?

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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Exactly.....you totally get it! lol :p
 
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lol ooooh yes i totally get it! it takes me about thirty minutes to get to her school everyday, so we have thirty minutes of ''fun'' and non stop talking!
 
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