Jogging - a sign of the end.

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Larry_Stotle

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According to Yahoo News jogging is on the increase and gaining popularity all the time.

This is "obviously" a sign of the end as per the Prophet Daniel:

(Dan 12:4 KJV) But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

This is a diabolical plot as Satan inspires those who worship his image and receive the mark of the beast (Nike)

Satan is improving the cardiovascular health and general fitness of his minions while preparing them for the Battle of Armageddon.

Maybe our kids are being trained early on with all this tooing and froing on swing sets:








Billy Connolly - "It's not the jogging - it's the joggers I cannay stand."



Add your comedic "sign of the end" gleaned from the daily news here....
 
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GodIsSalvation

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When Daniel says many will run to and fro does this mean jogging or does this mean many will be able to travel abroad?
 
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Larry_Stotle said:
According to Yahoo News jogging is on the increase and gaining popularity all the time.

This is "obviously" a sign of the end as per the Prophet Daniel:

(Dan 12:4 KJV) But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

This is a diabolical plot as Satan inspires those who worship his image and receive the mark of the beast (Nike)

Satan is improving the cardiovascular health and general fitness of his minions while preparing them for the Battle of Armageddon.

Maybe our kids are being trained early on with all this tooing and froing on swing sets:








Billy Connolly - "It's not the jogging - it's the joggers I cannay stand."



Add your comedic "sign of the end" gleaned from the daily news here....
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Actually, this is the logic I expect from preterists.
 
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GodIsSalvation

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I'll let this guy answer for ya:
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Lol so a no on jogging it is. Which only leaves us with the meaning of people shall be able travel abroad in the era of the end.

Heh though I did enjoy your sharp puns as always my Preterist pal.
 
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Everyone knows jogging is evil.

I had a jogger run right into the front of my car the other day...
terrible mess.
Just terrible.

: )
 
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eternally-gratefull

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GodIsSalvation said:
When Daniel says many will run to and fro does this mean jogging or does this mean many will be able to travel abroad?
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the term literally means to pass over the water. So it very well could be
 
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eternally-gratefull said:

the term literally means to pass over the water. So it very well could be
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Heh I came to my conclusion simply taking the word as is.

Wow though I did not realize that was the meaning of the term though and this is a very intriguing point thanks for the heads up.
 
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Umm... was Daniel really talking about people keeping fit by running around the block? :confused:
 
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Larry_Stotle said:
Add your comedic "sign of the end" gleaned from the daily news here....
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thanks for the laugh :)

This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.
For men shall be lovers of their own selves. . .
(2 Timothy 3:1-2)



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I chuckled several times reading these. Thanks for the light humor.
 
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Larry_Stotle

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eternally-gratefull said:

the term literally means to pass over the water. So it very well could be
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Show me any bible translation where it's been translated "pass over water".

You and gis are a pair of comedians - the Hobbit twins Tooin and Froin... you boys don't get out of the Shire often do you.


Listen to Gandalf here:




The best that could be said is people were paddling across the river:

(Dan 12:5 KJV) Then I Daniel looked, and, behold, there stood other two, the one on this side of the bank of the river, and the other on that side of the bank of the river.

Kayakers - a sign of the end...
 
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Frankly, I don't find Larry funny at all. I find him to be a sower of mischief. A child in desperate need of a spanking. There is far too much boastful blindness in this one and following him would be like following behind Evel Knievel or the Joker. Best not to follow a mocker into the ditch guys. he is the killer of hope, and you would entertain him? Since when did having a sense of humor mean to let your guard for the hearts God gave you down?
 
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You and gis are a pair of comedians - the Hobbit twins Tooin and Froin... you boys don't get out of the Shire often do you.
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Larry, remove yourself now.
 
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ji

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Larry_Stotle said:
According to Yahoo News jogging is on the increase and gaining popularity all the time.

This is "obviously" a sign of the end as per the Prophet Daniel:

(Dan 12:4 KJV) But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

This is a diabolical plot as Satan inspires those who worship his image and receive the mark of the beast (Nike)

Satan is improving the cardiovascular health and general fitness of his minions while preparing them for the Battle of Armageddon.

Maybe our kids are being trained early on with all this tooing and froing on swing sets:








Billy Connolly - "It's not the jogging - it's the joggers I cannay stand."



Add your comedic "sign of the end" gleaned from the daily news here....
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you have thinking prob,nothing else..
 
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Larry_Stotle said:
Show me any bible translation where it's been translated "pass over water".

You and gis are a pair of comedians - the Hobbit twins Tooin and Froin... you boys don't get out of the Shire often do you.


Listen to Gandalf here:




The best that could be said is people were paddling across the river:

(Dan 12:5 KJV) Then I Daniel looked, and, behold, there stood other two, the one on this side of the bank of the river, and the other on that side of the bank of the river.

Kayakers - a sign of the end...
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Heh wrong arena to jump in my friend. For surely Tooin and Froin are dwarfish names ;)

Heh and don't tell me ye think the Ring was thrown in Mount Doom in 70 FA.

EDIT: Ultra kudos though for LOTR nerdom!
 
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Larry_Stotle

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Heh wrong arena to jump in my friend. For surely Tooin and Froin are dwarfish names
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I stand corrected, I'm dwarfed by your knowledge of the Hobbit and LOTR...
 
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tarzan said:
Frankly, I don't find Larry funny at all. I find him to be a sower of mischief. A child in desperate need of a spanking. There is far too much boastful blindness in this one and following him would be like following behind Evel Knievel or the Joker. Best not to follow a mocker into the ditch guys. he is the killer of hope, and you would entertain him? Since when did having a sense of humor mean to let your guard for the hearts God gave you down?
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I'm not amused either. And that's weird to me because I'm usually pretty funny and humored.

We could turn it into a serious discuss. (serious face)

So this MIT professor lost his legs while mountain climbing. Because of his need to keep mountain climbing, he developed some artificial limbs. Sounds good? Well, as an aside, he's developing the first bionic skin and skeletal bionics system that he can market to normal folks during athletics or daily life. This is a real thing here. People would put on this skin and it would be supporting the bones and muscles dynamically.

He says everyone will wear it because your legs feel like a you're being sandbagged without them.

So while jogging or athletics people will wear suits of intelligent bionics. Problem is, will everyone be able to afford them? We will have the super wealthy preserving their bodies, and the rest of us will pale in comparison to these strengths. Grave iniquity.

Applied to an AI army, what do you think is going to happen as far as power?

As soon as quantum computers busts onto the scene we will have major problems I bet. AI will be soon with it and all armies replaced with drones and intelligence that are not people. I wonder if they will look like insects.

Furthermore, people are saying bionics are here and since these parts are better than the body people will become addicted and just have body parts replaced.

One of the strange clinical signs in narcissism is obsession with robotics. Clinically we are becoming more narcissistic everyday.

So those joggers are going to be going sixty MPH in their suits, with optical attachments and etc.

Now you can start thinking about the future. :)
 
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