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Hi, my name is Matthew, but feel free to call me Matty-Matty Matt-Matt (it has a nice redundant ring to it!!!).
First, the true stuff............
I live in a city called "The T-Dot" - a.k.a. Toronto, the greatest city in all of Ontario (its also the only city in Ontario, but lets not quarrel about the details!!!).
I love 80's music, but I can't stand 80's music videos (they are way too painful to watch!!!). They also prove the stereotype that "white people can't dance". It's not a stereotype - ITS TRUE!!!
I end almost every sentence with three exclamation points, and I have no idea why!!!
My oldest toy is a "Gizmo" teddy-bear (from the movie "Gremlins") which my mother gave me for Christmas back in 1984, and I have recently misplaced it, and I feel incomplete without him. "Don't worry, Little Giz, Daddy will find you, someday!!!).
I am dating the weirdest and quirkiest woman on the planet (AzureAfire) as voted on by "Quirky Quarterly" - the magazine where quirky and weird are worn as a crown!!!).
And now for stuff that may or may not be true about me.....................
I once had an imaginary friend, but he kept giving me the silent treatment, so now he's my imaginary enemy (yes, I hold grudges against the invisible and the non-existant!!!).
I am often unaware of my surroundings. For example, last year I took a trip to Niagara Falls, but I never got to see them because I was unknowingly stepping on the hose that supplies the water!!!
Sometimes I get impatient at the theatre while watching "Coming Soon" previews, so I bring my own DVD remote to start the movie, but for some reason it never works. I guess I need to buy a universal remote!!!
I am "ALWAYS" serious!!!
First, the true stuff............
I live in a city called "The T-Dot" - a.k.a. Toronto, the greatest city in all of Ontario (its also the only city in Ontario, but lets not quarrel about the details!!!).
I love 80's music, but I can't stand 80's music videos (they are way too painful to watch!!!). They also prove the stereotype that "white people can't dance". It's not a stereotype - ITS TRUE!!!
I end almost every sentence with three exclamation points, and I have no idea why!!!
My oldest toy is a "Gizmo" teddy-bear (from the movie "Gremlins") which my mother gave me for Christmas back in 1984, and I have recently misplaced it, and I feel incomplete without him. "Don't worry, Little Giz, Daddy will find you, someday!!!).
I am dating the weirdest and quirkiest woman on the planet (AzureAfire) as voted on by "Quirky Quarterly" - the magazine where quirky and weird are worn as a crown!!!).
And now for stuff that may or may not be true about me.....................
I once had an imaginary friend, but he kept giving me the silent treatment, so now he's my imaginary enemy (yes, I hold grudges against the invisible and the non-existant!!!).
I am often unaware of my surroundings. For example, last year I took a trip to Niagara Falls, but I never got to see them because I was unknowingly stepping on the hose that supplies the water!!!
Sometimes I get impatient at the theatre while watching "Coming Soon" previews, so I bring my own DVD remote to start the movie, but for some reason it never works. I guess I need to buy a universal remote!!!
I am "ALWAYS" serious!!!
Hi, I'm Misty and I am a goofy 12 year old stuck in the body of a plump 30 year old cake decorator . I love to color, I love adventure time and when I grow up I'm gonna be on cupcake wars. I'm addicted to my pajamas and look forward to the times we can be together. I absolutely HATE meatloaf with a passion and will gag if you try to make me taste it. I could live off of slim jims and chocolate milk. I'm thinking of becoming a mermaid ...cause why not ...they're awesome ! I speak fluent movie quote and break out in song multiple times a day. Life is too short to be a stick in the mud. Oh.. and I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain 
So.... if you like cupcakes, coloring and cartoons.... then I'm your chick
So.... if you like cupcakes, coloring and cartoons.... then I'm your chick
A
I thought of a few more to add!
I think its perfectly okay to break out in worship while attending the ladies' room, knowing full well that on the other side of the paper-esque walls is the office.
I feel really guilty when reading a fictional novel when I could be reading a good book about Christian living or spiritual growth. I always have a book in my hand bag. I usually spend my lunch breaks alone in the spare room, on top of a pile of cushions (aka Arlene's nest) crying my eyes out as I read something that truly touches me.
Speaking of hand bags, the insides of my hand bag looks like someone unleashed a cartridge of bullets, a grenade and smudged some cake in the inside of it. It's a disaster zone where I can never find anything in it. Not to mention the holes inside also happen to be black holes in to another dimension.
I don't get hand bag people. I just want something to put my stuff in.
I think its perfectly okay to break out in worship while attending the ladies' room, knowing full well that on the other side of the paper-esque walls is the office.
I feel really guilty when reading a fictional novel when I could be reading a good book about Christian living or spiritual growth. I always have a book in my hand bag. I usually spend my lunch breaks alone in the spare room, on top of a pile of cushions (aka Arlene's nest) crying my eyes out as I read something that truly touches me.
Speaking of hand bags, the insides of my hand bag looks like someone unleashed a cartridge of bullets, a grenade and smudged some cake in the inside of it. It's a disaster zone where I can never find anything in it. Not to mention the holes inside also happen to be black holes in to another dimension.
I don't get hand bag people. I just want something to put my stuff in.
M
My name is Cristen, and the only thing I'm interested in is finding friends who are not only weirder than I am, but who dress worse than I do, so that I seem cooler in comparison.
I do some pretty amazing tricks; for instance, I often forget to pay my electric bill until I start receiving disconnection threats. I can burn noodles so bad that the whole pot has to be thrown away, and I'm quite talented at mysteriously destroying electronics (I'm just magnetic like that).
I spend large portions of time pretending that I can paint, throwing stuffed chickens and/or monkeys across the room at (to?) small children, and contemplating how to go about starting yet another project I will most likely never finish.
Also...I hate cats.
And the words "groupon", "framily", "selfie", and "potential".
I'm also actually a scary, fire-breathing dragon between the hours of 6 a.m.-10a.m.
Plus, I'll eat all your ice cream and not even feel guilty about it.
I do some pretty amazing tricks; for instance, I often forget to pay my electric bill until I start receiving disconnection threats. I can burn noodles so bad that the whole pot has to be thrown away, and I'm quite talented at mysteriously destroying electronics (I'm just magnetic like that).
I spend large portions of time pretending that I can paint, throwing stuffed chickens and/or monkeys across the room at (to?) small children, and contemplating how to go about starting yet another project I will most likely never finish.
Also...I hate cats.
And the words "groupon", "framily", "selfie", and "potential".
I'm also actually a scary, fire-breathing dragon between the hours of 6 a.m.-10a.m.
Plus, I'll eat all your ice cream and not even feel guilty about it.
K
I'm known around these parts as a budding taxidermist. I'm no Walter Potter. Walter was a GIANT in RM works (Rogue Mountings) and someone to aspire to. Walter just......had a sense of unparalleled design:
Me, I shoot for realism...
So if I say something like "I'd like to preserve that smile of yours", I really mean it.
Me, I shoot for realism...
So if I say something like "I'd like to preserve that smile of yours", I really mean it.
L
Hello, My name is Laura.. but some of my friends call me "ducky" I have this weird obsession with duckies and I collect them. I work full time, and am a housewife part time. I love to help the younger generation find their ways to be with the lord. Just about all my friends are pregnant or having babies, while I try to mature my own husband!
I love animals, and people, and God. I am trying to find new recipes to cook (so if i don't post anything for a LONG period of time... you will know why) I don't have kids, I don't have any animals of my own. But I pretty much adopted the neighbors cats and they greet me and my childlike husband every morning before we leave for work.
I don't take too kindly to immature ladies who think that getting pregnant is a "mistake" and take a "pill" to get rid of it, and I WILL be blunt with you and tell you that "honey.... you need JESUS".. with the bobbing head and snapping fingers and all.
I love animals, and people, and God. I am trying to find new recipes to cook (so if i don't post anything for a LONG period of time... you will know why) I don't have kids, I don't have any animals of my own. But I pretty much adopted the neighbors cats and they greet me and my childlike husband every morning before we leave for work.
I don't take too kindly to immature ladies who think that getting pregnant is a "mistake" and take a "pill" to get rid of it, and I WILL be blunt with you and tell you that "honey.... you need JESUS".. with the bobbing head and snapping fingers and all.
J
My mind never truly rests. If you were to be able to experience everything as to what goes on inside and how my brain daily functions while in my presence then I guarantee you that you'd never want to see my face ever again.
One pet that I'd seriously would love to own in the future is an African grey parrot. I'll name it Darth Vader and make sure it knows and imitates all of the famous lines from the Star Wars movies (I'm no way a fan of the series, but I'd find this to be a cool thing to do anyhow). He will be my companion and trained to my commands so you best not to get on my bad side or he'll come in handy.
If you were to ever catch me alone and it's just the two of us, after you finish saying what you want to say as I stare at you blankly the whole time, don't be surprised that I'd whisper "You see me...?" and walk away after.
As we watch the Titanic together then best assured that you're going to have someone not letting go of your hand while having a major panic attack at the scenes where the ship is sinking. At least there would be no tears involved, so there's a bonus on not having to waste any tissues.
We're going to make lots of beautifully ugly babies together and they're going to be cloned and take control of the whole planet and eventually colonize onto a new one (preferably Mars - they had or have theories that life can exist on there and I'll make sure this happens). Then we will no longer have to worry about the destruction this current human race is doing onto this planet as they will be killed off before completing our mission.
Oh yeah, the most important one. You better supply me with a few lifetime's worth of chocolate to get fat on or we're through.
I'm sure there's many guys who share the same interest and life missions.
One pet that I'd seriously would love to own in the future is an African grey parrot. I'll name it Darth Vader and make sure it knows and imitates all of the famous lines from the Star Wars movies (I'm no way a fan of the series, but I'd find this to be a cool thing to do anyhow). He will be my companion and trained to my commands so you best not to get on my bad side or he'll come in handy.
If you were to ever catch me alone and it's just the two of us, after you finish saying what you want to say as I stare at you blankly the whole time, don't be surprised that I'd whisper "You see me...?" and walk away after.
As we watch the Titanic together then best assured that you're going to have someone not letting go of your hand while having a major panic attack at the scenes where the ship is sinking. At least there would be no tears involved, so there's a bonus on not having to waste any tissues.
We're going to make lots of beautifully ugly babies together and they're going to be cloned and take control of the whole planet and eventually colonize onto a new one (preferably Mars - they had or have theories that life can exist on there and I'll make sure this happens). Then we will no longer have to worry about the destruction this current human race is doing onto this planet as they will be killed off before completing our mission.
Oh yeah, the most important one. You better supply me with a few lifetime's worth of chocolate to get fat on or we're through.
I'm sure there's many guys who share the same interest and life missions.
L
My mind never truly rests. If you were to be able to experience everything as to what goes on inside and how my brain daily functions while in my presence then I guarantee you that you'd never want to see my face ever again.
One pet that I'd seriously would love to own in the future is an African grey parrot. I'll name it Darth Vader and make sure it knows and imitates all of the famous lines from the Star Wars movies (I'm no way a fan of the series, but I'd find this to be a cool thing to do anyhow). He will be my companion and trained to my commands so you best not to get on my bad side or he'll come in handy.
If you were to ever catch me alone and it's just the two of us, after you finish saying what you want to say as I stare at you blankly the whole time, don't be surprised that I'd whisper "You see me...?" and walk away after.
As we watch the Titanic together then best assured that you're going to have someone not letting go of your hand while having a major panic attack at the scenes where the ship is sinking. At least there would be no tears involved, so there's a bonus on not having to waste any tissues.
We're going to make lots of beautifully ugly babies together and they're going to be cloned and take control of the whole planet and eventually colonize onto a new one (preferably Mars - they had or have theories that life can exist on there and I'll make sure this happens). Then we will no longer have to worry about the destruction this current human race is doing onto this planet as they will be killed off before completing our mission.
Oh yeah, the most important one. You better supply me with a few lifetime's worth of chocolate to get fat on or we're through.
I'm sure there's many guys who share the same interest and life missions.
One pet that I'd seriously would love to own in the future is an African grey parrot. I'll name it Darth Vader and make sure it knows and imitates all of the famous lines from the Star Wars movies (I'm no way a fan of the series, but I'd find this to be a cool thing to do anyhow). He will be my companion and trained to my commands so you best not to get on my bad side or he'll come in handy.
If you were to ever catch me alone and it's just the two of us, after you finish saying what you want to say as I stare at you blankly the whole time, don't be surprised that I'd whisper "You see me...?" and walk away after.
As we watch the Titanic together then best assured that you're going to have someone not letting go of your hand while having a major panic attack at the scenes where the ship is sinking. At least there would be no tears involved, so there's a bonus on not having to waste any tissues.
We're going to make lots of beautifully ugly babies together and they're going to be cloned and take control of the whole planet and eventually colonize onto a new one (preferably Mars - they had or have theories that life can exist on there and I'll make sure this happens). Then we will no longer have to worry about the destruction this current human race is doing onto this planet as they will be killed off before completing our mission.
Oh yeah, the most important one. You better supply me with a few lifetime's worth of chocolate to get fat on or we're through.
I'm sure there's many guys who share the same interest and life missions.
