I don't watch much TV.....

[phil112]

but if I had cable I'd probably check this out. Foxworthy is okay, and heavens knows we need more TV like this.

https://www.facebook.com/theamerica...0340575&set=vb.346392125408755&type=2&theater

 

[p_rehbein]

You know your a redneck IF: Your Avatar picture is of a guy wearing a T-Shirt, ball cap, holding a chain saw..........

(oops hit wrong button..........sigh.........)

 

[rainin]

You may be a redneck if.... your mom could beat up my dad.

 

[p_rehbein]

You may be a redneck if: Instead of mowing the lawn, you hook the house up to the pick up truck and move......

 

[ronnie2796]

Well,..guess I'm a redneck,..

 

[rainin]

You might be a redneck if.....you can work on your car with a 1/2 inch wrench and a screwdriver.

 

[rainin]

You might be a redneck if......you always keep bail money on hand.

 

[rainin]

Im no good at this.....I had to try.

 

[john832]

You might be a redneck if......you always keep bail money on hand.

Or prepay.

 

[rainin]

Or prepay.

ToooooooooFunny!!!!! Im actually almost screaming with laughter over that one!

 

[p_rehbein]

........

 

[rainin]

You might be a redneck if.....your clothes line is made of wire left behind by the cable guys.

 

[rainin]

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I had one of those and so did my mother...grandmother.....great grandmother............

 

[p_rehbein]

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[faroukfarouk]

I had one of those and so did my mother...grandmother.....great grandmother............

Some thought....

 

[phil112]

When a girl is dating a redneck she knows she's special when he makes the dog sit in the back seat.

 

[rainin]

One year my mother grew strawberries in hers......now that's a thought!

 

[faroukfarouk]

One year my mother grew strawberries in hers......now that's a thought!

Some people would more likely get a strawberry tattoo design before growing strawberries in a toilet...but to each his or her own...

 

[p_rehbein]

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[posthuman]

if you've ever driven your lawnmower "to the store" ...