I don't watch much TV.....

[p_rehbein]

if you've ever driven your lawnmower "to the store" ...

........

 

[Simona25]

Some people would more likely get a strawberry tattoo design before growing strawberries in a toilet...but to each his or her own...

You only talk about tattoos!)

 

[faroukfarouk]

You only talk about tattoos!)

LOL.

I guess you don't...

 

[faroukfarouk]

Simona: Actually I post on plenty of subjects.

 

[Simona25]

Simona: Actually I post on plenty of subjects.

But they are all "tattoo-based" opinions! )

 

[jennymae]

When a girl is dating a redneck she knows she's special when he makes the dog sit in the back seat.

A John Deere aint got no back seat...

 

[john832]

When a girl is dating a redneck she knows she's special when he makes the dog sit in the back seat.

Hmmm, never met one that spashal.

 

[oldthennew]

I can't take anymore of this, (((Kleenex)))!!!!!!!
oh no, I think I'm coming down with something, seriously,
my neck started turning red while I was going outside to water
the strawberries.

 

[gb9]

here is an old one: if you own 3 cars and still have to bum a ride to work, you might be a redneck.

 

[jennymae]

Or this one:

You may be a redneck if:
You had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken.

 

[rainin]

Would a real redneck get a strawberry tattoo?

 

[faroukfarouk]

Would a real redneck get a strawberry tattoo?

Well, Mister Redneck might not, but these days Mrs Redneck might well do so.

 

[dcontroversal]

You may be a redneck if: Instead of mowing the lawn, you hook the house up to the pick up truck and move......

Too funny...I thought you was a redneck if you use goats to mow the lawn!

 

[oldthennew]

you know you're a redneck if you take your wheel barrow to WalMart
to pick up a few groceries instead of your car.

ok you guys, you started this..........I've got to quit!!!

 

[dcontroversal]

Would a real redneck get a strawberry tattoo?

Only if a fine cowgirl was also in the tattoo eating the strawberry HAH!........Obviously JOKING.... well maybe! HAH!

 

[rainin]

Well, Mister Redneck might not, but these days Mrs Redneck might well do so.

True.....strawberries just aren't very redneck though. I have seen quite a few redneck tattoos and there weren't any strawberries in the lot.

 

[phil112]

Good thing the OP mentioned the bible........this thread has morphed drastically.

You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

 

[dcontroversal]

Or this one:

You may be a redneck if:
You had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken.

HAHAH or if you smile and are missing 4 front teeth HAHAH!

 

[jennymae]

Would a real redneck get a strawberry tattoo?

No, we eat them strawberries

 

[faroukfarouk]

True.....strawberries just aren't very redneck though. I have seen quite a few redneck tattoos and there weren't any strawberries in the lot.

I guess it's fair to say that redneck tattoos may well be bigger and bolder, not least the ones that the Mrs Rednecks get also. Maybe strawberry ones would seem more dainty, though.