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UpstateNYChristianBro

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Emeryls, please try to understand that this is a Christian chat site. It is NOT a dating site!! You will not find the "rib" you are looking for within the walls of this website. Also it is unwise to give out your personal information online where any wacko could get hold of it and use it against you. Pray to God to direct you to a good dating site, and may you find your "rib" elsewhere.

on a side note, now I'm hungry thinkin' about ribs. :( :p
Believe me, this is one of the best site to find someone special. Really. Many Christian dating sites cost money. We all do not have that kind of money and the risk are higher spending money for nothing. I went thru that before and will never do that again.

It is also so cliche on those other sites. I know it did not say dating site on this however, the word singles come to mind for many singles people that they are actually looking for someone special. I recalled many churches had singles ministry during the 90's however, they do not anymore because the desperate ones came to those events or fellowships where the singles ministries are. But churches today are literally ignoring singles because they focus too much on families therefore leaving out singles. Like churches do not do anything for the Deaf. That is why I do not like the way churches are today. Disgusted! I am Deaf and I know what it is like being one as well as singlehood. I was single since graduating from high school till age 41 when I got married and now divorced.. so I have experienced 3 kinds: single, married, and divorced.

If the Christian single men on here do not say a word, how can they find a wife? The ladies here would not know that!

I wrote a book on dating the Lord's way 14 years ago and was self published. Just a few copies left.. I made a good point that you are not to sit around in the house watching Days of Our Lives waiting for the right woman. It does not work. Why? How can a woman know that guy who sits watching ESPN 24/7 is really interested in marrying someone so he can be productive.

The key word is productive. He also needs to go out there.. Prov. 18:22 explains the man go out and find her gets blessing from the Lord. Those gentlemen including myself are looking for someone special. If we all do not, then we will have another rip--Rest In Peace instead of HAVING a rip-our own brides.

God knew what man desire for long time. Started with Adam. It was a sad romantic story because he listened to her instead of God. There were Samson, Solomon, David, Jacob, Ruth, Boaz, um.. almost every story in Old Testament are romantic story. Even in New Testament. We still do not know about Christ but always had Mary M. along with the Disciples of Jesus Christ with Christ Himself. I would not get into that part.. until I am in Heaven and ask whats going on with that!! But there are other romantic stories.. Joseph was willing to accept Mary for who she is (that she was chosen to carry Christ as a virgin), and Paul wrote many things related to marriage.

The whole point in Bible was about marriage between man and God. You ask Jesus to save you. The role is similar when one propose for marriage.

Genesis chapter 24 is most romantic of all along with Ruth and Boaz.

What does both explains? The woman came to the man BUT in Genesis 24.. how did Rebekah know? The servant was send to find her after prayer and asked for clues. THAT is how I do and got my answer.. Still waiting BUT I DO go out and look for her.. both in person AND online.

There are a few potential candidates here on this site.. but needs all clues to fit in. The hair, height, skin color, silver cross necklace, dress conservative (3rd dream showed she dressed up like business with the cross and carrying her bible at a bible study when God showed me after I fasted 3 days of no food and intense prayer to see if I am to marry someone else but that someone else is not the one God wanted me to marry to and showed me the same I explained about)... she lives near a body of water, far from me. Her nationality, oh I could go on.. And timeline.

I have written enough.. Perhaps I need to add this in my new book to explain this situation. Hmm.

I am here merely to seek for my bride. When I find her, I leave here for good.
 
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isoneedahug

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LOL this conversation is hilarious!!! but our brother is serious though, we should all go into fervent fasting and prayer so that God sends his missing rip...errr i mean rib. Brother i'm looking for a man who doesnt mind bouts of insanity and thinks it's cute and lovely that i can only cook omelettes at every meal. Oh and also that i hate anything that involves mopping floors or ironing shirts. I also insist on total control over the remote, since i watch tv 24/7 and hate the idea of a job. Yeah...now you know why i'm single and why only The Lord can put up with me :) i'm joking!!! , i'm not single anymore but i assure you there's lots of wonderful christian ladies here, be encouraged! And i admire your Blunt honesty.....rare these days.
 
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kenthomas27

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LOL this conversation is hilarious!!! but our brother is serious though, we should all go into fervent fasting and prayer so that God sends his missing rip...errr i mean rib. Brother i'm looking for a man who doesnt mind bouts of insanity and thinks it's cute and lovely that i can only cook omelettes at every meal. Oh and also that i hate anything that involves mopping floors or ironing shirts. I also insist on total control over the remote, since i watch tv 24/7 and hate the idea of a job. Yeah...now you know why i'm single and why only The Lord can put up with me :) i'm joking!!! , i'm not single anymore but i assure you there's lots of wonderful christian ladies here, be encouraged! And i admire your Blunt honesty.....rare these days.
Had my hopes up then dashed ...there she goes - trailing clouds of glory. And while I wax poetic:

In my chair with my heart at bay
where I let one rip just the other day
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Ha ha, of all the threads I've seen.....this one is my favorite
 
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UpstateNYChristianBro

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I do not know if any of you laughing at me.. It is not comedic. I am being serious! If you think it is funny, you have insulted my intelligent mind. Sure, laugh it all up. I am not that kind of Christian that you want me to be. We are all different and unique. If you want to laugh at some of us thinking it is funny, go ahead but I was and am NOT laughing. I can see the immaturity of Believers here. You just giving us Believers a bad name. Have you forgotten Matthew chapter 7, verse 1? Have you forgotten that? If you did, this is why the world hated you also. Did Abraham and Lot laughed and judged against the people of Sodom and Gomorrah? NO. They did not judge. It is not our rights UNTIL heaven. I disagree with Believers saying that we do on Earth. NO. I do not believe we do.. It is up to Jesus Christ. Sure he judged people when He walked on Earth. BUT He was careful with that because when they wanted to see if He criticize about the coin. Render this to Caesar, the leader of Roman Empire. Why? it said to respect your authorities. True we do not like those authorities back then as we do not today.

If a Brother (or Sister) in Christ is seeking for marriage, let them be that way.. Please do not judge them. It is like saying to the alternatives not to lay with their own kind. I know. I do not like it either. But SHOW love.

And that is what I did. Let me tell you a testimony. I used to live in this real nice apartment complex for 10 years. Well, in late 1990's, he asked me if I seen something else happened and I told him that yes.. blah blah.. then I asked him a question, "Where do you think you will go when you die?" after knowing a good couple of years that he was in alternative lifestyle with his preference in other men.
"You know my answer, Mark!"
"OK, do you know what that place is? You will be in pain forever. Moreso than with your lifestyle today!"
"Yeah."
"Now, do you know God? Do you know Jesus Christ?"
"Yes, I know God but I am an Atheist."
"If you knew God, why can not you accept Him for God made you with His love?"
Then I question him again, "OK, let's say in three years, you die, and you have not yet accept God Almighty that He send His Only Begotten Son to die for you?
His only answer was, "Yeah, with out God, I go down."
"If you are not going to accept God, and keep that lifestyle God does not approve, you will go down.."
Interrupted by the man who was my supertendent of the apartment building, "That is why I am an Atheist because God does not approve my lifestyle and I know God will not accept me for who I am." (I did not judge him, the man admitted that God was the one to judge because he knows that God is only one to judge).
"Then in three year you shall go down into eternal with pains forever as I believe God told me that you will!"
God spoke through me that he will die in 3 years.

Three years later, I was living in another apartment.. my mom came over and asked me if I knew anything about that man's will and I asked her why she was asking me that. That is because that man was killed in an automobile accident on I-95 on his way back to Syracuse from Atlanta, GA where his long distance boyfriend who just broke up with him. He was depressed and drunk so.. it was actually a suicide but the police chalked it up as DWI.

The reason for the call was that the brother who lives up here was told about his brother was killed and everything he had was in his Ford Focus all packed up full in the car as he was moving back up after the failed relationship. The brother has no idea about the will and could not find anybody. The brother called my mom because hers was on top of the list in his phone book. He would call my mom when I lived there in case he needed to reach me for emergency. That was why.

Well, you see? I did not judge him. I merely was witnessing him and told him the prophecy. When I told people this, many became silent and even avoid me because I have had prophecies God showed me and some I can not say. Some I can do. You see, people are actually hating me because I speak the Truth about God which really hating God.

Either you be hot for God or stay cold but not lukewarm. Many of you are in lukewarm! GROW UP!! I have a couple of friends on here admitting me that everyone else are so immature. GROW UP!

Let the brothers and sisters search for their mate since God gave them the desire and it is better to marry than to burn! Please read the marriage chapter in the letter to the Corinthians. (1 Corinth 7).

Many of you are this way because your churches are too focus on family and not singles. To be honest with you, I am not in any of those churches because of this judgement. That is why you are influenced this way. Wrong!!

This really disgusted me. Perhaps I should leave and perhaps I will start own Christian chat room and forum with mature spiritually people to fellowship (Jesus said to fellowship but not a church building!!)
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Hey upstate, I don't think anyone is laughing at you brother. I actually liked the post you made earlier. It's just a hilarious thread in general. I think your mis-perceiving.
 
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MissCris

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I can't believe I'm doing this, but...there's some people who were wondering what a missing rip is...

THIS. This is a missing rip. Er, the thread. Yeah.
...you might want to take a peek at the first few pages.
 
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Taith

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I can't believe I'm doing this, but...there's some people who were wondering what a missing rip is...

THIS. This is a missing rip. Er, the thread. Yeah.
...you might want to take a peek at the first few pages.
Thank you MissCris.
This "thread" is.... interesting :)
 

tourist

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Believe me, this is one of the best site to find someone special. Really. Many Christian dating sites cost money. We all do not have that kind of money and the risk are higher spending money for nothing. I went thru that before and will never do that again.

It is also so cliche on those other sites. I know it did not say dating site on this however, the word singles come to mind for many singles people that they are actually looking for someone special. I recalled many churches had singles ministry during the 90's however, they do not anymore because the desperate ones came to those events or fellowships where the singles ministries are. But churches today are literally ignoring singles because they focus too much on families therefore leaving out singles. Like churches do not do anything for the Deaf. That is why I do not like the way churches are today. Disgusted! I am Deaf and I know what it is like being one as well as singlehood. I was single since graduating from high school till age 41 when I got married and now divorced.. so I have experienced 3 kinds: single, married, and divorced.

If the Christian single men on here do not say a word, how can they find a wife? The ladies here would not know that!

I wrote a book on dating the Lord's way 14 years ago and was self published. Just a few copies left.. I made a good point that you are not to sit around in the house watching Days of Our Lives waiting for the right woman. It does not work. Why? How can a woman know that guy who sits watching ESPN 24/7 is really interested in marrying someone so he can be productive.

The key word is productive. He also needs to go out there.. Prov. 18:22 explains the man go out and find her gets blessing from the Lord. Those gentlemen including myself are looking for someone special. If we all do not, then we will have another rip--Rest In Peace instead of HAVING a rip-our own brides.

God knew what man desire for long time. Started with Adam. It was a sad romantic story because he listened to her instead of God. There were Samson, Solomon, David, Jacob, Ruth, Boaz, um.. almost every story in Old Testament are romantic story. Even in New Testament. We still do not know about Christ but always had Mary M. along with the Disciples of Jesus Christ with Christ Himself. I would not get into that part.. until I am in Heaven and ask whats going on with that!! But there are other romantic stories.. Joseph was willing to accept Mary for who she is (that she was chosen to carry Christ as a virgin), and Paul wrote many things related to marriage.

The whole point in Bible was about marriage between man and God. You ask Jesus to save you. The role is similar when one propose for marriage.

Genesis chapter 24 is most romantic of all along with Ruth and Boaz.

What does both explains? The woman came to the man BUT in Genesis 24.. how did Rebekah know? The servant was send to find her after prayer and asked for clues. THAT is how I do and got my answer.. Still waiting BUT I DO go out and look for her.. both in person AND online.

There are a few potential candidates here on this site.. but needs all clues to fit in. The hair, height, skin color, silver cross necklace, dress conservative (3rd dream showed she dressed up like business with the cross and carrying her bible at a bible study when God showed me after I fasted 3 days of no food and intense prayer to see if I am to marry someone else but that someone else is not the one God wanted me to marry to and showed me the same I explained about)... she lives near a body of water, far from me. Her nationality, oh I could go on.. And timeline.

I have written enough.. Perhaps I need to add this in my new book to explain this situation. Hmm.

I am here merely to seek for my bride. When I find her, I leave here for good.
Me too, brother, on that day I will be gone. I agree with everything you have said. There seems to be a lot of biblically and sexually naïve individuals on this site who do not have a clue on finding that special someone that they desire because they are fearful of taking any kind of action on their own part. God may find that one special person but it is up to the recipient to take the necessary action to seal the deal. Dating and courting can be a fun and fascinating experience but it is not for the timid or faint of heart. Right on UpstateNYChristianBro. All is fair in love and war and it is a pleasure to find another warrior in search of that special one to love and accept and who would love and accept you as well. Keep up the good fight. I am on your side. I am playing to win and I know you are too.
 
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persNickety

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Return of the Donkeyfish.....you make that sound so epic. lol
OH GUYS!!! We should have foreseen the Return of the Donkeyfish in The Once Upon A Time Thread. But let's not speak of that again. Not one of my best thread creations ever sadly :(
 

gypsygirl

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Return of the Donkeyfish.....you make that sound so epic. lol

PRESS RELEASE:

after months of whispers and numerous unconfirmed rumors, we are pleased to announce that the donkeyfish has indeed returned to cc, to regale the community with snarkiness, shameless flirting, and unproven claims of poker-playing abilities.
 

Jilly81

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There seems to be a lot of biblically and sexually naïve individuals on this site
I hope that not one person here would apologize for his or her lack of knowledge of sexual things. Is that not what you meant, Tourist? Because it came across as being really rude. Please explain what you meant.
 

Jilly81

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OH GUYS!!! We should have foreseen the Return of the Donkeyfish in The Once Upon A Time Thread. But let's not speak of that again. Not one of my best thread creations ever sadly :(
If it helps any, I really enjoyed reading most of the story. I'm sort of hoping that another will be started soon; I had all these ideas in my head of how to use the screennames of the people who hadn't been mentioned, but by the time I got to the end, the story was over.
 
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Donkeyfish07

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PRESS RELEASE:

after months of whispers and numerous unconfirmed rumors, we are pleased to announce that the donkeyfish has indeed returned to cc, to regale the community with snarkiness, shameless flirting, and unproven claims of poker-playing abilities.
I am so offended right now, my poker playing abilites are objectively verifiable! Put your cookies where your mouth is boots :p