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I don't shave.

WHOOPS!! D'oh. *facepalm* Er, I mean...

I obviously have this thread confused with the "Pirates vs. Ninjas" thread.

I don't shave.

My beard.

(Yup. THAT'S what I meant to say.)

The only "hair" styling I do is for my moustache. I put some gel in it so I can twirl out the ends of it. Then when I'm thinking I twirl it with my finger.

I have a love hate relationship with romantic movies! I love watching them but hate them because they make me desire a bf/husband or make me all sobby lol.
 
I like girly things.


But unless I have to gussy up, I don't bother with hair and make up.

I'm not a fan of shoe shopping; I love my flip flops.

I'm not much for wearing heels because I'm really tall to begin with.

I can cook, but I'm not a huge fan. I order GREAT take out.

I enjoy shopping when I have money, but it's not a big deal to me that I can't go shopping often.

I used to wear acrylic nails, and I love having them... but about a year in they bug me, so I have to take them off.
 
I enjoy fishing, golfing, and shooting pool much much more than shopping.
I almost never wear jewelry (although that's partly due to the fact that I'm allergic to most metals).
I've never had a manicure or pedicure.

I do love shoes though. I don't have many, but I really really like a gorgeous pair of heels (especially if they're black). Not really a stiletto girl, I like a nice heel, but I find wedges to be more comfortable.
 
I hate make- up (I've used it three times, unless you count stage make- up)
No manicures, I actually tend to tear the tip of my nails off
I have one purse and I never use it
I find romantic moves boring
While I have started to wear more, uh, feminine clothes, I steel feel more comfy in baggy pants and too large t- shirts
and I own a sword
A sword?!?!? Really?
 
Haha well as you might have noticed im new here O: but i wanted to say that all of you are great xD i mean you guys 9mostly girls i think) are being so honest and that it impressed me :) anyways have a good one ^^d
 
But I don't have a baby

Sure you do...

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Though I love sparkly jewelry and 5-inch heels, I take practically NO time getting ready in the morning. I am up, showered, dressed, and out the door in under 20 minutes.

I don't actually style my hair, but that's because it's awesome. My haircut is so low maintenance that I rarely even need a brush.

Romantic comedies incite me to violence.

I don't like diamonds. But that's because of the violence over them, and you can get a laboratory diamond for much cheaper. It's a better return on investment

I don't like red roses. It's like the default flower. Kinda like you clicked the "give flowers to girlfriend" icon on a computer game.

I never need help opening the pickle jar. =)
 
Misty,

Youve definitely got me beat.

A shower takes me 15 minutes, I've tried cutting it down and the best I can do is 10 minutes :/
And I have no muscles at all. Always need help opening my jars lol xD
 
Misty,

Youve definitely got me beat.

A shower takes me 15 minutes, I've tried cutting it down and the best I can do is 10 minutes :/
And I have no muscles at all. Always need help opening my jars lol xD

Maybe you are twisting the cap the wrong way. Righty Tighty, Lefty Lucy. I once tried to open this jar of pickles. I ended up holding the jar between my knees and used this giant pair of pliers. The entire top of the jar broke off and pickle juice was all over me.
 
Maybe you are twisting the cap the wrong way. Righty Tighty, Lefty Lucy. I once tried to open this jar of pickles. I ended up holding the jar between my knees and used this giant pair of pliers. The entire top of the jar broke off and pickle juice was all over me.

Am I the only one who taps the edge of the pickle jar on the counter and twists it right open? I do not science, so I must explain this phenomenon with MAGIC. :cool:
 
Am I the only one who taps the edge of the pickle jar on the counter and twists it right open? I do not science, so I must explain this phenomenon with MAGIC. :cool:

I tap the lid a couple times with the handle of a butter knife...which, from this new perspective, will henceforth seem like using a magic wand :D