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lil_christian

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#41
"So, you're saying getting a boyfriend WON'T fix my self-esteem issues?"
 

Fenner

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#42
If Honey Boo Boo Mom can get a boyfriend, why can't I? Sort of stole that from Natilus.
 

Fenner

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#43
I'm going to ask for advice and if you tell me what I don't want to hear, I'll argue with you until an administrator has to close the thread.
 

gypsygirl

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#44
my problem is too complicated to ask what God wants for me

so you're saying this abusive, controlling woman isn't the ONE???

my bio clock is ticking and there are no men around. what to do?

ladies, cover it up!!! ...and, i wasn't looking, promise!
 
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Ha! These examples are hilarious, but to be honest these threads aren't the first to pop into my mind when I think of the singles forum. I think more of the funny, totally random and sometimes ridiculous threads that you don't see in most of the other forums.

"10 ways to eat a taco"

"What's your favorite kind of cheese?"

"To glitter or not to glitter, that is the question" (love you MissCris!)

"if I won the lottery, I would _______"

"POLL: Are you a pirate, ninja, or platypus?"

"Forget marriage, I just want a chocolate fountain. Is that too much to ask?"

"Things that make you facepalm"

"dumbest questions people have asked you about your singleness"

"POLL: at what age should Lil_Christian be allowed to date?" (Popular consensus so far seems to be "NEVER - NO BOYS ALLOWED EVAR)
 

lil_christian

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#48
"POLL: at what age should Lil_Christian be allowed to date?" (Popular consensus so far seems to be "NEVER - NO BOYS ALLOWED EVAR)
HAHAHAHA

Hey everyone, I bought a new outfit. What do you guys think? :p



(I mean, might as well splurge on a new outfit and maybe consider a new career since I'll be single the rest of my life, right? ;) )
 

gypsygirl

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Sep 19, 2012
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#49
HAHAHAHA

Hey everyone, I bought a new outfit. What do you guys think? :p



(I mean, might as well splurge on a new outfit and maybe consider a new career since I'll be single the rest of my life, right? ;) )
maybe we should check with the guys. the thread could be:

POLL: is this modest enough for you?
 
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Taith

Guest
#51
"I know what God wants me to do, should I do it?"
"So I saw an elephant today...."
"I have a stalker, should I be worried?"

I feel like I could just make up random things and they will fit....

"Ducks verses chickens, what are you?"
 

Oncefallen

Idiot in Chief
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#52
(I mean, might as well splurge on a new outfit and maybe consider a new career since I'll be single the rest of my life, right? ;) )

No, you're just not allowed to date until you're 30. Once you hit 30 you're kinda up a creek since it appears that you're betrothed to JimJimmers, I'm just waiting for him to come through with the dowry. When I told him that livestock are third world he walked away grumbling.
 

lil_christian

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#53

No, you're just not allowed to date until you're 30. Once you hit 30 you're kinda up a creek since it appears that you're betrothed to JimJimmers, I'm just waiting for him to come through with the dowry. When I told him that livestock are third world he walked away grumbling.
Oh goodness me. lol
 
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StoneThrower

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#54
HAHAHAHA

Hey everyone, I bought a new outfit. What do you guys think? :p
Sorry I am not in the Habbit of eyeing up nuns, now if it was a Mennonite outfit that would be hot. :) LoL
 
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Ugly

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#56
I like big Bibles and I cannot lie!
Yeah, i've posted that a few times on CC already =P

[video=youtube;Wq3TXQ82ncQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq3TXQ82ncQ[/video]
 

violakat

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#57
"I know what God wants me to do, should I do it?"
"So I saw an elephant today...."
"I have a stalker, should I be worried?"

I feel like I could just make up random things and they will fit....

"Ducks verses chickens, what are you?"
Is his name Edward? If it is, don't worry. It'll just be a movie in a few years.
 
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Malcyboy

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#58
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I had a dream about *insert CC username* DOES THIS MEAN GOD WANTS ME TO MARRY HIM/HER?!
 

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
Sep 17, 2013
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#59
I think my CC boyfriend is liking other girls post .... how long should I wait before I hire a private investigator?
 

Pipp

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#60
Pizza vs nachos? Which do you choose ... Please include scripture to back your answer.