Look- if you're for real, then you need therapy, because you've got more issues than anyone without several degrees and a license can help you with.
Regardless, people are tired of offering you honest advice and suggestions only to have you go off about your type and Severus Snape every other post.
Your posts are nuts. If you're Not a troll fishing for the biggest shock and horror reaction you can get, then like I said, you need serious professional help.
However....I'm pretty sure you're just a random, really bored person on a mission to rile up a bunch of Christians.