lol, I really don't think your being serious troubled girl....but just in case you are. God is not a Genie.
Well, I am serious and honest. And God is not a cruel being who arranges marriages in the way that He forces some girl to be with a guy who is not her type. And He doesn't surprise girls with guys that are not their type.
Imagine this:
Me: *is sitting at a cafe*
Some random guy who is not my type: Heyyyyy!!!! God just sent me to you because God planned me to be your future husband.
Me: *gets shocked* Oh my goodness! GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE AT ALL, YOU FREAK!!!!
And then if the guy starts trying to get me back and he stalks me everywhere and he is like "pleeeaaasseee come baaaccckkkk I love you sooo muuuchhh", I'll SUE that guy!
Well, I am serious and honest. And God is not a cruel being who arranges marriages in the way that He forces some girl to be with a guy who is not her type. And He doesn't surprise girls with guys that are not their type.
Imagine this:
Me: *is sitting at a cafe*
Some random guy who is not my type: Heyyyyy!!!! God just sent me to you because God planned me to be your future husband.
Me: *gets shocked* Oh my goodness! GET AWAY FROM ME! YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE AT ALL, YOU FREAK!!!!
And then if the guy starts trying to get me back and he stalks me everywhere and he is like "pleeeaaasseee come baaaccckkkk I love you sooo muuuchhh", I'll SUE that guy!
I really want to pay some guy to do this now lol.
How much? I'll do it, I'm 5'4 and I bet ya she smiles and giggles.
Hey trouble, is your real name faith? Because your the substance of things I've hoped for![]()
I am Finnish but my name is Pauline, and my English language nickname is Polly.How much? I'll do it, I'm 5'4 and I bet ya she smiles and giggles.
Hey trouble, is your real name faith? Because your the substance of things I've hoped for![]()
I can pay you in tacos if that's cool.
And you can always just say, "Smile if you want me!" That one has a 100% success rate.
Are you a 4chan troll? What about you, ChandlerFan?I prefer cookies. A dozen is cool, but 4 is fair if they are straight out of the oven.
I always used, hey....I think your beautiful but I have to poop really bad right now. Can I have your number?. That's a good one.
Some times I actually walk to the bathroom and text her as soon as I shut the door. If she replies, I know she's a keeper
Are you a 4chan troll? What about you, ChandlerFan?
Nope, I'm just a troll in general. I just chill underneath the bridge, never hurt nobody
Are you a 4chan troll? What about you, ChandlerFan?
Are you a 4chan troll? What about you, ChandlerFan?
Now I am thinking that is this site even a Christian website at all because some of you seem to be some 4chan trolls who bully people unless you are just joking to hurt my feelings.
I don't like your jokes.
Polly, as you can tell from alot of the responses you're getting on here, the majority of the people think that YOU are a troll. Maybe if you were more amenable to accepting our advice when you ask for it, people would'nt pick on you so much, but seriously, ALOT of your threads talk about absolute ridiculousness. Talk about christ-like subjects, NOT demonic or nonsensical ones, and maybe the people on here would start respecting you and taking you more seriously. I'm sure out there somewhere there is a black-haired christian man just waiting for God to introduce you to him.![]()
Look- if you're for real, then you need therapy, because you've got more issues than anyone without several degrees and a license can help you with.
Regardless, people are tired of offering you honest advice and suggestions only to have you go off about your type and Severus Snape every other post.
Your posts are nuts. If you're Not a troll fishing for the biggest shock and horror reaction you can get, then like I said, you need serious professional help.
However....I'm pretty sure you're just a random, really bored person on a mission to rile up a bunch of Christians.