OH NOES! You laugh! But this chemical has been the cause of many deaths these past few years!!
Its so addicting that cold turkey-withdrawels can be fatal.
You know the Illuminati is putting this chemical in planes and chemtrail spraying us and making this chemical fall down on everything!!!!!
Dihydrogen monoxide is so deadly that excessive exposure will cause your skin to go wrinkly and get all pale!
Even though small amounts cause hydration, if inhaled, death will occurr within minutes!!!
Its the illuminati! We all have to stand up and resist the chemicals!! We should petition in the streets to ban it!
I bet we could get plenty of folks to sign it.