How will you find a wife?

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Arlene89

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#41
I tried eBay but CC seemed the better option in the end.
I don't know about that. They have people like me on here. Now that's scary! :p
 
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Arlene89

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#43
I fixed your post, Arlene. :)
As corny as it is, you blow my mind, Mr Christian. But I must warn you, eating people is frowned down upon and I may not be as scrumptious as you imagined.
 

zeroturbulence

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As corny as it is, you blow my mind, Mr Christian. But I must warn you, eating people is frowned down upon and I may not be as scrumptious as you imagined.
I once ate a lady finger.





































































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Tintin

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As corny as it is, you blow my mind, Mr Christian. But I must warn you, eating people is encouraged Down Under and I'm absolutely as scrumptious as you imagined.
Thank you, my love!
 
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Richie_2uk

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#46
well I'm sure the OP is feeling really happy with all your nice comments and feedback. LOL but having saying that, perhaps the OP should of been aware that she would get errrrm these nice helpful comments from errm nice people LOL .
 
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kenthomas27

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#47
I tried this but the poor things convulse and bash their little faces in before they totally pass out.



did i say too much?


LADIES. Which one of you would like to get married!!?

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which one of you would like the tranquilizer dart?

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oh for heaven's sakes.....
 

JesusLives

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#48
Finding a suitable spouse:

It's kind of like Hide and Seek, Tag and Marco Polo, ALL IN ONE!



Personally, I approach it more like a game of Rugby League. I run and tackle.

You go girl, I like your style...lol
 

JesusLives

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#49
I tried this but the poor things convulse and bash their little faces in before they totally pass out.



did i say too much?


LADIES. Which one of you would like to get married!!?

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which one of you would like the tranquilizer dart?

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oh for heaven's sakes.....
O.K. I just gotta say this was great.....Daffy Ken lol
 
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ELECT

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#50
Genesis 24:12-14King James Version (KJV)


12 And he said O Lord God of my master Abraham, I pray thee, send me good speed this day, and shew kindness unto my master Abraham.


13 Behold, I stand here by the well of water; and the daughters of the men of the city come out to draw water:


14 And let it come to pass, that the damsel to whom I shall say, Let down thy pitcher, I pray thee, that I may drink; and she shall say, Drink, and I will give thy camels drink also: let the same be she that thou hast appointed for thy servant Isaac; and thereby shall I know that thou hast shewed kindness unto my master.

21 And the man wondering at her held his peace, to wit whether the Lord had made his journey prosperous or not.
27 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of my master Abraham, who hath not left destitute my master of his mercy and his truth: I being in the way, the Lord led me to the house of my master's brethren.
 

JesusLives

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O.K. guys listen up....I have a suggestion for Finding a Wife......

First find a really tall tree. Drape with a big fish net with a rope tied to it.
On the ground place many new handbags, shoes, jewelry, flowers anything else you think a woman would like.
Hide in a nearby bush and wait.
When you see the woman you want
PULL THE ROPE

There you go you got one. Your welcome.
 

tourist

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#52
O.K. guys listen up....I have a suggestion for Finding a Wife......

First find a really tall tree. Drape with a big fish net with a rope tied to it.
On the ground place many new handbags, shoes, jewelry, flowers anything else you think a woman would like.
Hide in a nearby bush and wait.
When you see the woman you want
PULL THE ROPE

There you go you got one. Your welcome.
I think that I will go with flowers and poetry and pull on the heartstrings of her heart.
 

cinder

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O.K. guys listen up....I have a suggestion for Finding a Wife......

First find a really tall tree. Drape with a big fish net with a rope tied to it.
On the ground place many new handbags, shoes, jewelry, flowers anything else you think a woman would like.
Hide in a nearby bush and wait.
When you see the woman you want
PULL THE ROPE

There you go you got one. Your welcome.
But what do you do when a woman you don't want comes along and starts taking all the stuff? Maybe you need a sign saying free girl stuff limit 1 per person or something.
 

JesusLives

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O.K I have posted my joke about this but I'll get serious here and give a real suggestion.

I went on a business trip to Gaithersburg Maryland many years ago for job training in how to process mortgage documents for a mortgage company and was there for a week. I decided that I would use this opportunity to meet men and I made a few rules for myself which was - Meet 7 different men 1. Get their name and 2. Have a brief conversation with them.

That was it so I did actually do that and by guy number 7 he asked me to dinner and we were both on a business trip at the same hotel. That was about day three and for the rest of the week we ate dinner together (he paid - nice guy), we went on a canoe ride on the Patomic River and had an enjoyable time. He was from New Orleans and I was living in St. Petersburg FL at the time and he even flew over to see me once.

So I guess the point of the story is - ladies open yourselves up and let the guys know you are available just by introducing yourself and have a brief conversation with them with no expectations. It worked for me and it just might for you and Guys if a lady introduces herself to you take that as a sign she just might be available.... Of course pray about this and ask for God's direction and assistance.... Happy hunting...
 

Tinkerbell725

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O.K I have posted my joke about this but I'll get serious here and give a real suggestion.

I went on a business trip to Gaithersburg Maryland many years ago for job training in how to process mortgage documents for a mortgage company and was there for a week. I decided that I would use this opportunity to meet men and I made a few rules for myself which was - Meet 7 different men 1. Get their name and 2. Have a brief conversation with them.

That was it so I did actually do that and by guy number 7 he asked me to dinner and we were both on a business trip at the same hotel. That was about day three and for the rest of the week we ate dinner together (he paid - nice guy), we went on a canoe ride on the Patomic River and had an enjoyable time. He was from New Orleans and I was living in St. Petersburg FL at the time and he even flew over to see me once.

So I guess the point of the story is - ladies open yourselves up and let the guys know you are available just by introducing yourself and have a brief conversation with them with no expectations. It worked for me and it just might for you and Guys if a lady introduces herself to you take that as a sign she just might be available.... Of course pray about this and ask for God's direction and assistance.... Happy hunting...

Thanks for this JL. But why 7? Is it your Lucky 7? :p


I'll be going on a trip, I might try this just for fun. But I think 7 is too many and its just a short trip.
 

JesusLives

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#57
Thanks for this JL. But why 7? Is it your Lucky 7? :p


I'll be going on a trip, I might try this just for fun. But I think 7 is too many and its just a short trip.
It was just a random number I picked maybe I was thinking one per day, but it went faster than that. I actually like the number 13, probably because so many other people are afraid of it - I'm strange like that.

After thought you should report back on the results of your test on this idea.
 

Agricola

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There are plenty of Eastern European, Asian and African women who want to marry someone in Europe and USA, so shouldnt be that difficult to find a wife if you not fussy.
 

tourist

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#59
It was just a random number I picked maybe I was thinking one per day, but it went faster than that. I actually like the number 13, probably because so many other people are afraid of it - I'm strange like that.

After thought you should report back on the results of your test on this idea.
I may need a calculator as there may be more numbers to these equations.
 
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Richie_2uk

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Well its no wonder why many people are single with all these type of comments. The op asked a simple question and most of the comments were demeaning. One thing you can rely on on cc. are negative, heartless, demeaning comments from this lovely Christian place. LOL If you can't answer a question, then don't answer at all. that way at least you have some dignity. What's wrong with you people? can't you give good advice for once in your Christian life?