having worked as a tailor, I see nothing wrong with a man who can tell the difference between A-line, Pencil, Empire waist, etc
Let me take a guess on what those terms mean.
A line - well, the dress is probably shaped in the form of an A. (easy peasy)
Pencil - must be a fit which hugs the figure, probably for girls with a slender frame
Empire waist - WHAT???
How politically insensitive can you tailors be!!
Would I lose my man-card if I passed by an attractive woman that was having problems putting her bike's chain back on, and she said "Hey Mr. Handsome, could you help a girl out and put the chain back on my bike?"
And I reply, "You actually expect me to get my hands dirty and greasy after I just had a two-hour manicure and soaked my hands in lavender-scented herbal water? Are you insane? When you eventually fix your bike (and you will fix it yourself) I want you to go home and think about what just happened here. Live and learn, Lady! LIVE AND LEARN!!!"
I found this little note in Ugly's wallet while looking for my man card. It has some rules and guidelines for what is an offence and what is not. It turns out that the man card has 12 points. There is a points-based penalty system for every offence. I couldn't go through the list in that note, but here are a few ones I noticed -
Watching soaps and chick-flicks -
1 point
Being assisted by a girl while lifting heavy weights -
2 points
Grabbing the arm of another man while watching a horror film -
3 points
Grabbing the arm of a woman while watching a horror film -
5 points
Being mushy and name-calling on CC Singles Forum -
10 points
Applying lipstick and nail-polish on self except on a dare/Halloween -
12 points
Clearly, Ugly has not been following the rule book. He has not deducted the points but he has instead confiscated our man cards. I think we need to lodge a strong protest against this act of injustice.