You know you're getting old when.........

[SoulWeaver]

You know you are getting old when you prefer to be considered younger than your age instead of elder...
(the latter commonly being your preference until the turnaround )
I'm getting old. xD

 

[Oncefallen]

You are spending half your life inventing ways not to lose your glasses and the other half looking for them.[HR][/HR]

Just to realize that they are on your face already.

no, I've never done this since I don't wear glasses but I've seen my Mom do it several times.

 

[Bride]

You know you are getting old when you prefer to be considered younger than your age instead of elder...
(the latter commonly being your preference until the turnaround )
I'm getting old. xD

Yes, you are a regular Methuselah

 

[BananaPuddin]

You know you're getting old when you're around 22. Yikes ruuuuuuuun!!!

 

[BananaBread]

You know your getting old when you stop counting the days till your birthday

 

[newton02]

Yes, that too. Anyway looking at how this topic attracts so many comments and generates so much humour, getting old doesn't seem too bad after all!

 

[newton02]

Just to realize that they are on your face already.

no, I've never done this since I don't wear glasses but I've seen my Mom do it several times.

Yes, that too. Anyway, looking at how many comments this topic attracts and how much humour it generates, getting old doesnt seem too bad after all!

 

[mailmandan]

When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You sing along with the elevator music.

 

[blue_ladybug]

​You're a brunette and your brown hair has more silver than brown in it.. true story..lol

 

[JesusLives]

And when your golden blond hair goes platinum it's a good sign you are getting older......

 

[JesusLives]

When people say you don't have or want a cell phone?......yep I live in the dark ages.....and like it.....really old.....

 

[tourist]

And when your golden blond hair goes platinum it's a good sign you are getting older......

Yes, but you get prettier everyday.

 

[JesusLives]

Yes, but you get prettier everyday.

You are so sweet honey....how are those rose colored glasses fitting for ya?

 

[JesusLives]

​You're a brunette and your brown hair has more silver than brown in it.. true story..lol

Derail time.....I really like the little Whut? cat.....He would make a good Baby replacement....I miss my little white fur ball...

 

[tourist]

Derail time.....I really like the little Whut? cat.....He would make a good Baby replacement....I miss my little white fur ball...

Whut dat? Oh, I may have vacuumed a little white fur ball last week. I thought that it was a piece of lint. I will go empty vacuum cleaner the bag now. My bad.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Derail time.....I really like the little Whut? cat.....He would make a good Baby replacement....I miss my little white fur ball...

You leave my whut! cat alone.. he's MY fur ball..lol

 

[JesusLives]

Whut dat? Oh, I may have vacuumed a little white fur ball last week. I thought that it was a piece of lint. I will go empty vacuum cleaner the bag now. My bad.

So that's where he went.....I was wondering where he disappeared to????

 

[JesusLives]

You know you're old when you derail a thread and you forget what the thread was about.......carry on.....re-rail in progress....

 

[tourist]

You know you're old when you derail a thread and you forget what the thread was about.......carry on.....re-rail in progress....

I think that we are back on track now. Oh, I am hearing this grinding noise. I think we just lost the caboose.

 

[BananaPie]

You know you're old when you derail a thread and you forget what the thread was about...

Okay, I won't forget the old trail when I go buy the salt.

...or did you say to get the mail, and don't forget to buy salt?