Conversation between my Daughter at the store today,
Her: I want a toy.
Me: no
Her: Cry, freak out, I'll stop if you buy me a toy.
Me: You'll stop now and I'm not buying you a toy.
Her: well then I'll grab a bunch of that Laffy Taffy.
Me: No, you won't do that.
Her: Then you should buy me a toy.
Me: nope
Her: this isn't fair.
Me: You know what's not fair? I'm just trying to buy some food for my family and I have to deal with your temper tantrum. Here you can have this coal.
Cashier: You know that's chocolate right?
Me, no I didn't, thanks for telling me, I put it back.
Cashier, I don't blame you, she definitely did not earn a treat.
Me, You got that right.
Daughter: I want candy or a toy.
Me, Thanks (to the cashier).
Daughter, I hope you don't tell Dad about this.
I did tell Dad.