What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

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I find a man dateable who:

considers Playing Mario cart a date night

who has discussions over which Spider-Man was better

knows what a meme is

Doesnt make fun of me when I don't know things, I know I'm naive but im working on it

doesnt drink, smoke, or have casual sex (yes I threw in a serious note there)


I find a man undatable who:

hates disney

is embarassed by my random outbursts of song

Is super pushy about their opinion and think they can never be wrong
 
I know a woman is dateable when.......................... I get butterflies in my stomach while I'm near her.

I know a woman is undateable when....................... those butterflies turn into stomach-churning vampire bats that suck the blood and life out of me while I'm near her!!!
 
A man is datable who:

is wiling to let me draw his adorable face

A man is non datable who:

thinks my fan art is creepy
 
Meme? Who doesn't know what a meme is? I mean sure, not knowing the latest meme is understandable, but not knowing what a meme is at all?
 
A meme is basically a fad. Remember the old "Kilroy was here" back in the 40's? A meme is something someone says or does that is picked up by others and repeated. Cross reference with "catch phrase" or "everyone's doing it."

One example of a meme is the one glove Michael Jackson wore. Lots of people started wearing one glove because he did. Another example is the double rainbow guy. Remember him? Then there's the "All your base are belong to us" meme.

(Protip: If you don't know any of these memes, google is your friend.)

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Lynx said:
A meme is basically a fad. Remember the old "Kilroy was here" back in the 40's? A meme is something someone says or does that is picked up by others and repeated. Cross reference with "catch phrase" or "everyone's doing it."
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Actually, I was trolling Artsie. But you fell into the trap too. :p


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MeMe....I thought it was when you are picking sides for a sport and you are jumping up and down saying no pick Me Me......lol

Dateable?....No I don't do that any more I just got MARRIED!!! HE PICKED ME ME......
 
A man is undateable if He is one of those cool kids that have that interesting vocabulary that involes words and or phrases such as "Bro" "Come at me." "Just Chill iight?" "Do you wanna take a ride on my big green tractor?" "can you make me sammich?" "I'm a boss." "I'm baked."

Oh and if He is not open to my other personalities...
 
A man is date able... If he doesn't own a console.
A man is undateable... If his choice for a first date is a lan.
 
What if he used to own a game console, but has since recovered and is now living clean and console-free?
 
A man is suitable to date when he has good morals and values, is funny and treats me like a princess.
 
A man is dateable when he has plenty of room on his personal yacht

A man is not datebale when he says he likes you because you remind him of his Mum

or..inspired by Maxwell a man is not dateable when he asks what meat is in the stew and wonders why his former girlfriend went missing

eeew I have just grossed myself!
 
AnnaBou said:
or..inspired by Maxwell a man is not dateable when he asks what meat is in the stew and wonders why his former girlfriend went missing

eeew I have just grossed myself!
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o.O You ain't the only one you grossed out!
 
At this point in my life, outside of the woman I am with.. nobody is dateable period. But.. When I found her..

1. She was a good Christian lady, and even though at the time of us first getting together I was not yet a child of God she helped lead me there, she saw that I had a hunger and a desire but I was lost.

2. She was very sweet, very down to earth, and in my eyes the most gorgeous woman in this world. While so many women my age have an arrogance when they know they are pretty -- And I'm not saying all; please don't take me wrong -- She did not. And does not.

3. She is AMAZING with children. The type of woman I would want to mother my future children.

4. Doesn't take life too seriously, can be herself, can be loud and laugh aloud at absolutely nothing just as I occasionally do.

5. Has a good sense of humor -- I laugh at some of the dumbest things: my humor can be very dry.

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Things that would have made her undateable

1. If she needed to drink and party to have fun. -- I have never drank even before I was a Christian; never liked it. Especially not now that I am saved.

2. A fake personality. -- No go for me.
 
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