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seoulsearch said:
I don't like fish all that much. But I do happen to like shrimp. I sure am hoping that ANY seafood would count.
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I doubt it's a salvation issue, but you've just said something that will have all the Hebrew roots guys envisioning you roasting in hell.
 
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I just remembered that one of my best friends is deathly allergic to seafood!!!

(Should you or I be the one to tell her she's going straight to hell?)
 
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psychomom said:
true story: my horrible children call fast food 'death in a bag'. :)
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Wouldn't know about horrible, but they sound smart! I've always also thought of it as slow poison. Just remember, if it's really good, it's probably deadly.
 
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I hope you are not trying to say that this is deadly. The horror of it all,because it really is good. (And it's not fast food)



 
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JesusIsAll said:
Wouldn't know about horrible, but they sound smart! I've always also thought of it as slow poison. Just remember, if it's really good, it's probably deadly.
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oh, trust me (glances at user name)...
they're horrible! the most fabulous, loved and loving horrible children anywhere. :)

agree with that last line, 'cept for chocklit cake, of course.
 
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psychomom said:
oh, trust me (glances at user name)...
they're horrible! the most fabulous, loved and loving horrible children anywhere. :)

agree with that last line, 'cept for chocklit cake, of course.
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Hey wait a second,what's wrong with pie? :confused:
 
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Wait, is pie even Biblical???!!!

(Most especially if it's apple...)
 
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seoulsearch said:
I just remembered that one of my best friends is deathly allergic to seafood!!!

(Should you or I be the one to tell her she's going straight to hell?)
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Being a pagan around here and guilty of once eating a non-Kosher dill on the sabbath, calling the Lord Jesus, worse yet, actually believing things the Bible says, and, heaven forbid, believing in the rapture, a heresy against the unblessed hopelessness, don't bother: I'll let her know when she arrives in hell.
 
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SarahM777 said:
Where does scripture say it was an apple? How do we know that it wasn't a banana? :confused:
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Oh I know, I just said apple because that seems to be the big traditional belief...

(Now we're going to have to start an entirely new argument about fruit.) :)
 
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psychomom said:
oops, forgot about PIE. :)

which must be healthy cuz it usually has fruit!
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Uh huh. Like a cigarette has a filter. That reminds me of people who go to an "all you can eat buffet," heap plates with 5,000 calories and some obscene dessert, but get a Diet Coke.
 
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JesusIsAll said:
Uh huh. Like a cigarette has a filter. That reminds me of people who go to an "all you can eat buffet," heap plates with 5,000 calories and some obscene dessert, but get a Diet Coke.
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Never mind that the diet Coke is worse then regular Coke. :p
 
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Fenner said:
Therefore hence forward that shall only dine on fish the third Sabbath of every month. Is this true?
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Anyway, back to your question, are you sure you weren't reading from a Red Lobster menu?
 
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seoulsearch said:
Oh I know, I just said apple because that seems to be the big traditional belief...

(Now we're going to have to start an entirely new argument about fruit.) :)
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yay! *claps energetically*

a new argument! :)

dare i say it? fruit's bad, m'kay?
 
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yay! *claps energetically*

a new argument! :)

dare i say it? fruit's bad, m'kay?
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I seriously read that as, "FRUITS, BAD MONKEY!!!"

(Did you not give the poor monkey a banana?)
 
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