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JesusIsAll
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I doubt it's a salvation issue, but you've just said something that will have all the Hebrew roots guys envisioning you roasting in hell.
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I doubt it's a salvation issue, but you've just said something that will have all the Hebrew roots guys envisioning you roasting in hell.
I just remembered that one of my best friends is deathly allergic to seafood!!!
(Should you or I be the one to tell her she's going straight to hell?)
(Should you or I be the one to tell her she's going straight to hell?)
But I liked the little guy!
But they were talking eating. (I don't want to eat him either)
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JesusIsAll
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true story: my horrible children call fast food 'death in a bag'.
Wouldn't know about horrible, but they sound smart! I've always also thought of it as slow poison. Just remember, if it's really good, it's probably deadly.
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psychomom
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oh, trust me (glances at user name)...
they're horrible! the most fabulous, loved and loving horrible children anywhere.
agree with that last line, 'cept for chocklit cake, of course.
oh, trust me (glances at user name)...
they're horrible! the most fabulous, loved and loving horrible children anywhere.
agree with that last line, 'cept for chocklit cake, of course.
Hey wait a second,what's wrong with pie?
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psychomom
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Hey wait a second,what's wrong with pie?
oops, forgot about PIE.
which must be healthy cuz it usually has fruit!
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JesusIsAll
Guest
Being a pagan around here and guilty of once eating a non-Kosher dill on the sabbath, calling the Lord Jesus, worse yet, actually believing things the Bible says, and, heaven forbid, believing in the rapture, a heresy against the unblessed hopelessness, don't bother: I'll let her know when she arrives in hell.
Where does scripture say it was an apple? How do we know that it wasn't a banana?
Oh I know, I just said apple because that seems to be the big traditional belief...
(Now we're going to have to start an entirely new argument about fruit.)
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JesusIsAll
Guest
oops, forgot about PIE.
which must be healthy cuz it usually has fruit!
Uh huh. Like a cigarette has a filter. That reminds me of people who go to an "all you can eat buffet," heap plates with 5,000 calories and some obscene dessert, but get a Diet Coke.
J
JesusIsAll
Guest
Anyway, back to your question, are you sure you weren't reading from a Red Lobster menu?
J
JesusIsAll
Guest
Never mind that the diet Coke is worse then regular Coke.
But when bloat sets in, it all becomes academic.
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psychomom
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Oh I know, I just said apple because that seems to be the big traditional belief...
(Now we're going to have to start an entirely new argument about fruit.)
yay! *claps energetically*
a new argument!
dare i say it? fruit's bad, m'kay?
yay! *claps energetically*
a new argument!
dare i say it? fruit's bad, m'kay?
I seriously read that as, "FRUITS, BAD MONKEY!!!"
(Did you not give the poor monkey a banana?)
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