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IBDesmond

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Despite already having the amazing qualities of being English, Christian, and absolute Eye-Chipotle.....my sister bought me Lordship for Christmas
 

Pipp

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Meh... not impressed .....

The real question here is can you grow a beard ?

P.s. you might not wanna compliment yourself quite so much... It leaves no room for anyone else to do it .. also it may scare away the hoards of ladies when they see that you are "Eye-Chipolte" and they'll feel that they can't live up to your self aware attractivness.
 

IBDesmond

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I guess you couldn't sense that I was just jesting. I don't compliment myself a lot and if I do, it's more from a place of trying to maintain my self-esteem and speak positivity over myself rather than being a sap that constantly seeks compliments.
I'm not on here to impress anyone. I'm not vain or self-obsessed or conceited or whatever....I'm far from it. Calling myself "eye-chipotle" is clearly a joke since it's not a phrase ANYONE in England would really use since we don't have Chipotle over here and so unless we've been to America (which I haven't) we don't know what Chipotle tastes like.....but yeh....thanks for the heads up :)
 
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A lordship! What a great gift idea. I shall henceforth call thee Lord Chipotle.

(I got a 3-pack of Yoohoo for Christmas.)
 

blue_ladybug

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I guess you couldn't sense that I was just jesting. I don't compliment myself a lot and if I do, it's more from a place of trying to maintain my self-esteem and speak positivity over myself rather than being a sap that constantly seeks compliments.
I'm not on here to impress anyone. I'm not vain or self-obsessed or conceited or whatever....I'm far from it. Calling myself "eye-chipotle" is clearly a joke since it's not a phrase ANYONE in England would really use since we don't have Chipotle over here and so unless we've been to America (which I haven't) we don't know what Chipotle tastes like.....but yeh....thanks for the heads up :)
Chipotle is hot and spicy, like chili powder or jalapeno peppers. By calling yourself eye-chipotle, you're effectively advertising yourself as hot..and spicy..lol.. :)
 

IBDesmond

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(I got a 3-pack of Yoohoo for Christmas.)

I don't know what that is....we don't have it here


Chipotle is hot and spicy, like chili powder or jalapeno peppers. By calling yourself eye-chipotle, you're effectively advertising yourself as hot..and spicy..lol.. :)
Yeh I think that's accurate. I'm hot and spicey and if you can't handle me, I make your eyes water and your nose run haha
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Despite already having the amazing qualities of being English, Christian, and absolute Eye-Chipotle.....my sister bought me Lordship for Christmas
 

CatHerder

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A lordship! What a great gift idea. I shall henceforth call thee Lord Chipotle.

(I got a 3-pack of Yoohoo for Christmas.)
yoohoo.jpg Yoohoo is amazing! I am jealous!!

chipotle.jpg

As one "Eye-Chipotle" to another, I am sure you were going with the "integrity" angle of the restaurant chain. Besides, chipotle is not overly hot, but kind of warm and earthy. Quite well-balanced, in fact. Hot when it needs to be though...

not the worst analogy. ;)
 

Fenner

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How much does a lordship cost?
 

Fenner

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I guess you couldn't sense that I was just jesting. I don't compliment myself a lot and if I do, it's more from a place of trying to maintain my self-esteem and speak positivity over myself rather than being a sap that constantly seeks compliments.
I'm not on here to impress anyone. I'm not vain or self-obsessed or conceited or whatever....I'm far from it. Calling myself "eye-chipotle" is clearly a joke since it's not a phrase ANYONE in England would really use since we don't have Chipotle over here and so unless we've been to America (which I haven't) we don't know what Chipotle tastes like.....but yeh....thanks for the heads up :)


You're a good looking guy with an British accent, you wouldn't be single for long in America. By the way I'm old enough to be your Mom and I'm married, but I'm sure there are a lot of ladies across the pond who would like to get to know you better. Especially now that you're Lord Chipolte yoo hoo.
 

seoulsearch

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Hi IBDesmond!

Glad to have you here and posting in Singles. :)

I'm a little slow--when you wrote that you were "eye-chipotle", I was thinking, "Chipotle is pepper... so... looking at him is going to make us sneeze?" :D

It's fun to have people here who don't take themselves all that seriously, although, if you're competing for "Guy Who Can Make Himself Sound The Most Gorgeous... And Nearly Convince Us, " I have to warn you that you may run into a little competition from users such as Catherder, Zaoman, and Descyple...

Well, I guess it at least gives us ladies a choice of whose line we want to stand in and will force y'all to up your game a notch. ;) (OOPS, scratch that, I forgot, Descyple already has a beautiful gal of his own... My apologies!!)

"Lord Chipotle?" Actually, I was thinking, "Lord, Chipotle..." You know, kind of like, "C'mon Mister, I know you can do better than that!" :D
 

thezachattack

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So are you talking like burrito, soft tacos, or burrito bowl, Chipotle? Corn or tomato salsa? Are you all that and a bag of chips and gauc? I'm just trying to fully comprehend what you're saying and additional details would be helpful.
 

Chopper

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Meh... not impressed .....

The real question here is can you grow a beard ?

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I have beard! What next? LOL
Not making new pic yet tho.
 

Pipp

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I was only joking too.... sorry if i offended you. If i thought you were serious I wouldn't have responded at all. Oh yeah.... I don't think we have a Chipotle here either...if so I've never seen it.
 
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ServantStrike

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A lordship! What a great gift idea. I shall henceforth call thee Lord Chipotle.

(I got a 3-pack of Yoohoo for Christmas.)
Chocolate or Strawberry?



Or is it RAWBERRY!!!
 
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Shouryu

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A lordship! What a great gift idea. I shall henceforth call thee Lord Chipotle.

(I got a 3-pack of Yoohoo for Christmas.)
I am disappoint that no one got the implied joke here.

Chocolate or Strawberry?
i've never seen YooHoo in flavors other than chocolate and double fudge. Is strawberry YooHoo a regional or seasonal flavor (like the Shamrock shake)?
 

lil_christian

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Chipotle is my favorite restaurant.

If you look like eye-Chipotle, you better stay away from me... Ive heard that Cannibalism is extremely frowned upon in many societies, including this one.
 

gypsygirl

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lovely to make your acquaintance, and also to meet more nobility here.

just so you know, i'm the Crown Princess of Mirth.

also, we have a duchess around here, too. : )