Descyple I have a question for you.

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Fenner

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Fenner, Bozo is indeed still alive, however he is currently living alone in obscurity because during the taping of one of the shows, he ate all of the Canadian bacon that was set out for the tv crew to eat, and that enraged one of the cameramen to the point of getting into a fist-fight with Bozo. The fight was broken up, but Bozo suffered a broken red foam nose. He was never the same since. Once in a while he'll put on the big clown shoes and walk around Hamilton, but his past glory is all gone.


And Hammy the Hamster was actually the first CGI character ever created for television. So I am sorry to break the news to you Fenner - Hammy never really existed!!!

I was afraid for poor Bozo, I was afraid he'd become like Krusty the clown from the Simpsons and got all weird and started taking kids on field trips to Tijuana Mexico and stuff.

Hammy wasn't real??? I'm crushed.
 

Descyple

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I was afraid for poor Bozo, I was afraid he'd become like Krusty the clown from the Simpsons and got all weird and started taking kids on field trips to Tijuana Mexico and stuff.

Hammy wasn't real??? I'm crushed.
Fenner, you should know by now that no Canadian could possibly survive in Mexico because of our lack of resilience to hot temperatures. That is why Canadians are not allowed in other countries, well that and because no one will accept our dollar coins with ducks, beavers, and moose on them (wow, we Canadians really need to get some cooler and more ferocious animals onto our money).

P.S. May Hammy's pixels rest in peace!!!
 

Lynx

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Got a question for Descyple. Based on what you posted in the song lyrics thread, I gotta ask... have you heard of Shachah?

[video=youtube;tTGlLfjQSd8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTGlLfjQSd8[/video]
 

seoulsearch

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Dear Descyple,

Why do you think Adam and Eve tried to make themselves bikinis out of fig leaves instead of maple leaves?

I'm guessing they weren't Canadian but I thought I would ask. :)
 

JesusLives

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Blond here.....Was wondering what your take was on How many Blonds it would require to change a light bulb?
 

tourist

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Blond here.....Was wondering what your take was on How many Blonds it would require to change a light bulb?
This subject has been covered in length in the Changing Of The Light Bulb thread. It really does not require very many blond(s) but depends on the type of bulb, and the height of the fixture. Ladder(s) may be necessary but this will increase the complexity. It may be best to leave this to the professionals. There is a little switch somewhere that can turn off the bulb and thus increasing its longevity and delay any possible replacement of such bulb(s).
 

Descyple

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Got a question for Descyple. Based on what you posted in the song lyrics thread, I gotta ask... have you heard of Shachah?

[video=youtube;tTGlLfjQSd8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTGlLfjQSd8[/video]
Lynx, I have heard of Shachah, but have not heard their music yet. They are with Cross Movement records right?

I will check out the video now.
 

Descyple

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Dear Descyple,

Why do you think Adam and Eve tried to make themselves bikinis out of fig leaves instead of maple leaves?

I'm guessing they weren't Canadian but I thought I would ask. :)
Seoulsearch, the reason Adam and Eve didn't use maple leaves is because they couldn't get them imported to Eden from Canada. Every dove Adam and Eve sent over here to retrieve maple leaves kept freezing to death when entering Canadian air space.

There is a legend that one brave little dove did in fact make it into Canada and successfully retrieved a maple leaf, but as it was flying out of Canada to go back to Eden, it pooped on Toronto's CN Tower and was immediately shot down by Canadian hunters (that is also where we got the idea of adding white as a color for our flag).

(Yes, Canadian hunters pre-date Adam and Eve).

(And no, our weapons have not advanced since then).


**Update** - the cave drawing below was recently discovered in Toronto of a dove with a maple leaf in its mouth. Perhaps the legend is true after all. We Torontonians have named the dove "UFO-E" which stands for "Unidentified Flying Outsider, Eh?"

(Yes, Toronto has caves with wall drawings).

(And no, I don't expect this post to hold any credibility whatsoever).


Maple Leaf Dove.jpg
 

Descyple

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Blond here.....Was wondering what your take was on How many Blonds it would require to change a light bulb?
Well, since blonds haven't figured out how to change our perception of themselves, then perhaps they couldn't change a light bulb either.

I hope that answers your question.
 
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Tintin

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Hey Descyple when you're done answering that one brother.....
...can you tell me why the cancelled Jericho.
I really liked that show.:(

Oh, and what was the true meaning behind the ending of LOST??
Haha. Awesome! I'm a fan of both of those shows.
 
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ServantStrike

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So, Descyple, while we're asking questions, I have one too.

I mean, being so awesome, it must be hard to hear yourself think sometimes. How can you think while still being so awesome.

Your legion of fans need to know!
 

Roh_Chris

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Are you saying that there is an echi inside his head?

How preposterous!!
 

Descyple

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So, Descyple, while we're asking questions, I have one too.

I mean, being so awesome, it must be hard to hear yourself think sometimes. How can you think while still being so awesome.

Your legion of fans need to know!
ServantStrike, I can't give away all my secrets!!!

But I can tell you how I keep my boyish good looks as I age.................... Oil of Olay, twice a day!!!


[video=youtube_share;rz9vonydQpE]http://youtu.be/rz9vonydQpE[/video]
 
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ServantStrike

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ServantStrike, I can't give away all my secrets!!!

But I can tell you how I keep my boyish good looks as I age.................... Oil of Olay, twice a day!!!


[video=youtube_share;rz9vonydQpE]http://youtu.be/rz9vonydQpE[/video]
So, the secret to that video is that women like helicopters. Not sure where I'll find one at this hour of the night.

You may have accidentally given away another secret bro. It's okay though, it's safe with me.
 

seoulsearch

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I'm guessing the helicopters are necessary to bring in the vast amounts of Oil of Olay. A speedy delivery system is vital.

Youth waits for no one!
 

Roh_Chris

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I'm guessing the helicopters are necessary to bring in the vast amounts of Oil of Olay. A speedy delivery system is vital.

Youth waits for no one!
Instead of flying in the Oil of Olay, why can't the patients be airlifted and then dropped into personal tubs filled with Oil of Olay?
 

Lynx

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You know how much that would cost? One little jar is expensive. A tub would wipe out your health insurance for the next fifty years!

Unless you had a way to purify and reuse it for multiple people... but I don't think I'd want to reuse a tub of anything anyone else had been lying in.