P.W.P.L.C.
People Who Protest Liquid Cheese.
I hate liquid cheese sauce in any form--smooshed onto burgers, smothered over nachos, or miserably squeezed into a casserole. Don't even think about pouring that junk onto noodles and calling it mac'n'cheese--that's an abomination!!!
If you can't slice, dice, or shred it, it just ain't cheese. (Liquid cheese is as much of an offense to real cheese as "ain't" is to the English language...)
Whoa whoa whoa...cheese is cheese no matter how liquified![]()
*shakes her head at Chandler*
Have you not encountered misfits of nature such as the packages of "Imitation Cheese Topping" deceptively stocked right by the real cheese? People grab it because of the low price. And it is the equivalent of plastic.
You know that "flubber-like" play gunk that's all the rage with the kids? It's kind of a giant mass of... I could use a very unsavory description here but I shall refrain. Let's just say... "imitation" and "liquid" cheese reminds me... of the results of a really, really bad sinus infection.
There is NO defense for such horrible monstrosities!!
Aw Chandler, and here I thought we had such good friendship potential!!!
Do you see how EVIL liquid cheese is? It comes between friends and turns them into antagonists, much like choosing a political party!
Cheeze Whiz, Kim, tell us how you really feel
(See what I did there? "Gee whiz", cheeze whiz...hahaha geddit? GEDDIT? Ok, nevermind)
For the record, I don't eat spray cheese, however I think that queso and that white cheese sauce that Mexican restaurants cover most of their dishes in is God's gift to humanity. Don't let spray cheese cause you to miss out on the wonders of all the other divine liquid cheeses out there!
I'm pretty sure that using "divine" and "liquid cheese" together qualifies as Dair-y Her-esy.
I will never join the dark side!!!
Cheese should NEVER come in a jar, can, or bottle!!!
(And for the record, Cheese Wiz is of the devil. After all, he imitates what's real... exactly like Cheese Wiz. And you can't even call it a very good imitation.)
If you have one shred of gouda in you...you'll have a change of heart one day.
Urda worst...
(Literally have a Wikipedia page up right now of every type of cheese in existence)