8. who is the "carnie" with mysterious past and a reputation for fixing the games? ServantStrike. That is, if, by "fixing" the games... you mean making them more deadly. (Never mind that he just loaded the "duck hunt" with REAL AMMUNITION.)
Hey, those ducks are a real problem. I keep telling you guys, somewhere in this world, there are ducks that can probably shoot back. It's them or us guys - them or us. And if we let the ducks win, then soon it will be the geese, and if the geese win then it would only be a matter of time before the swans would take over. The
swans people. We all know that swans are
dangerous. Don't let that graceful demeanor fool you - they're trained killers. They are the ninjas of the waterfowl world.
Interesting side note - up until the last 50 years or so, shooting galleries used to thrive on real ammunition. Real .22 rifles loaded with short cartridges, glass bottles to break, and even bent pipes to shoot through to make trick shots. It was traditional to give overconfident carnival goers moderately dangerous things to play with. To be honest, it sounds like it
could be fun, other than the potential for getting shot by a crazy person. Maybe they should have chained the barrels to the table or something.
Actually getting shot by a crazy person could be fun too - but I think that only applies to NERF guns or paintball guns with the proper protective equipment.