You've just given me a brilliant idea, Servant.
I think all I need to do is to change my marketing strategy ever so slightly.
"Do You Have Problems Getting a Restful Night's Sleep?"
Breathe deeply. That's it... In, out, in, out.
Oh, and cover your face with this hanky. (SOLELY for relaxational purposes, of course!!!) What? WHAT??? It'll help out block out some of the light and further enhance the relaxing experience. I'm thinking ONLY of the person's best interest. That, and whether he's busy Saturday afternoon and can attend a friend's wedding with me. But he'd get to eat cake!! Obviously, I'm thinking of others before myself. (I would even stand in line BEHIND him for the cake.)
Plus, as an added BONUS ROUND, I don't think I can be held legally responsible if my victims, er, fortunate subjects of my impressive generosity, actually KNOCK THEMSELVES OUT. After all, they were the ones who: 1. accepted the most generously-offered hanky; 2. covered their own faces with it (no force or coercion involved!); and 3. breathed deeply into said hanky and keeled over.
I simply cannot be held responsible, seeing as the entire sequence was a series of actions done by their own choice.
Nothing like covering all the legal bases.
I think this deserves an extra helping of cake.