Vegetarians can eat peanut butter! Make sure to pack lots with you.
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Well, if a man is referred as a bear due to his abundance of hair, then one can assume bear-like man also looks like a Viking. Chicks dig Vikings. And pirates.
Or maybe I'm just throwing out general assumptions based on my own warped view on what is or isn't 'attractive'.
Why do I suddenly get this feeling like I should just be quiet at this point?
I feel like eating peanut butter.
The 'other woman' is the bonfire, that is hilarious. Yes, that would not be very nice of him to enjoy a bonfire without me there. I just love the smell of wilderness and everything that goes with it because it is a natural scent.
It is....
peanut butter jelly time
So what we're hearing is that chicks also dig fire?
Maybe they're more fun than guys then. I tried like a year ago to get a bunch of buddies from high school together to go on a camping trip... only half of us were down for it and it fell apart.
I was like guys... we can go hike into the middle of nowwhere and sit around a fire doing mildly stupid things. What's not/i] to like.
They were all worried about things like cell phone reception and lost gaming time. Pshaw.
I always thought the best part was cooking popcorn over the campfire....Seriously! The best part of camping and hiking is being in the middle of nowhere and no technology, except for a watch. I just find that totally bizarre and am speechless.
I forgot one more thing... and this one's huge...
Point #11) Learn to dance!
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You guys should read this book, "Cory's Guide: How to Find Your Mate The Lord's Way" but it is out of print. It was limited run oh.. 15 years ago.
What I can say is that you need to go out of you house and get off of your darn lazy chair that you sit in watching stupid TV or playing Halo3 games.. GO out and have fun.. you never know. I have a great great Biblical romantic story for you to read tonight. Read Genesis chapter 24. Entire chapter! You will find it is awesome story and you will know what to do.
If you need help understanding that story. It means really seriously go out there and find her. PRAY and ASK for CLUES!! That was important subject. But first, you need to FAST by not thinking about women at ALL. Don't think, don't look don't this or that with the women at all. NOTHING but do help them when they need your help! For me, I did pray, started fast, then pray for clues, then got the clues. Still waiting for her after 30 years this past January.
I have no problem doing the ironing. I have many problems doing the creepy stalker stare whilst ironing though. I need to concentrate on what I'm doing.
I have no problem doing the ironing. I have many problems doing the creepy stalker stare whilst ironing though. I need to concentrate on what I'm doing.
I increase my attractivenesss to women by............................. did you actually think I would reveal my secrets???
However, you can learn how I attract women by attending my next seminar entitled "Man-A-Cure" which will help you to cure yourself of all those things that women find unattractive about men (and you'll leave the seminar with nice-looking nails too!!!).
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