Christianese that just needs to stop

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DesiredHaven

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What I wonder when I see threads about this is: What do they do with the King James Bible?

(I suppose they don't read it)
I didnt check the thread out, only that I know that is the online joke that there are those who are spoofed upon as the online grammar and spelling police because they are typically annoying.

"O goodness, I forgot to dot an i cross a t, and put i before e and didnt use the notorious "your" correctly (or care to because I never do) or could have somehow wrote that better (to impress you) or at least fall under your radar.

I just dont care.

I dont add apostrophes often or use spellcheck and I am not the sharpest tool in the shed so my posts will be laden with nit picky type errors like that.

I wont remember anyway even if I cared to for a terrible memory over those and other sorts of things. I write down everything. I repeat things to myself constantly. I sticky myself to death and snaggit reminders to study something the second anything comes to me, or I will forget those things as fast as things come (they go just as quickly).

They are just very small things to me. I know I have bigger fish to fry on my own end, like catching myself before buy the same blue sweatshirt for the 7th time in a row. I actually counted them the other day I bought seven of them (at different times) recently because I dont recall buying all of them. There was around 4 other things I must have bought twice over that I can recall and something like that or a larger scale because I didnt catch myself on them. So Im not going to remeber that sort of thing.

I am constantly trying to catch myself in those sorts of things, so I try not to sweat the small stuff, and all that is such microscopic stuff (to me) Even though I am aware that it is of huge importance to certain folks on the internet (to have you to know this about yourself) like I dont? Or that I care as deeply about it as they do?

Well, they will just have to manage their own selves over their own quirkiness when it comes to others undotted i's and uncrossed t's.

We might equally irk each other, whereas I forget about it and they seem to stew over it more, and live to point these things out in others (some of them). But Im not changing for them (or anyone) I honestly cant be bothered with that.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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I'm never sure whether to ask you how the Pope's doing since you claim to live in Rome's Vatican City State or how Reuven Rivlin's doing since you simultaneously claim to live Hopeland, Israel (note: no such city exists in Israel).

It's sketchy but not against the rules. Yes, I went there.

Ummmm....he's a HERMIT. His reticence about his location is perfectly logical.
 
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Please stop grinding your personal axes and address the topic of the board.
 
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I didnt check the thread out, only that I know that is the online joke that there are those who are spoofed upon as the online grammar and spelling police because they are typically annoying.

"O goodness, I forgot to dot an i cross a t, and put i before e and didnt use the notorious "your" correctly (or care to because I never do) or could have somehow wrote that better (to impress you) or at least fall under your radar.

I just dont care.

I dont add apostrophes often or use spellcheck and I am not the sharpest tool in the shed so my posts will be laden with nit picky type errors like that.

I wont remember anyway even if I cared to for a terrible memory over those and other sorts of things. I write down everything. I repeat things to myself constantly. I sticky myself to death and snaggit reminders to study something the second anything comes to me, or I will forget those things as fast as things come (they go just as quickly).

They are just very small things to me. I know I have bigger fish to fry on my own end, like catching myself before buy the same blue sweatshirt for the 7th time in a row. I actually counted them the other day I bought seven of them (at different times) recently because I dont recall buying all of them. There was around 4 other things I must have bought twice over that I can recall and something like that or a larger scale because I didnt catch myself on them. So Im not going to remeber that sort of thing.

I am constantly trying to catch myself in those sorts of things, so I try not to sweat the small stuff, and all that is such microscopic stuff (to me) Even though I am aware that it is of huge importance to certain folks on the internet (to have you to know this about yourself) like I dont? Or that I care as deeply about it as they do?

Well, they will just have to manage their own selves over their own quirkiness when it comes to others undotted i's and uncrossed t's.

We might equally irk each other, whereas I forget about it and they seem to stew over it more, and live to point these things out in others (some of them). But Im not changing for them (or anyone) I honestly cant be bothered with that.
You sure wrote an awful lot about something that doesn't bother you.

You also criticized an awful lot of people for something that doesn't bother you.

And all while frying bigger fish.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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#87
One can be reticent without making an illogical, impossible, and false assertion. But, of course, I understand he's using humor (in this case combining ridiculousness and wit to elicit a response) to hide his identity and location.

[video=youtube;IfYjMZTKhFE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfYjMZTKhFE[/video]


Ummmm....he's a HERMIT. His reticence about his location is perfectly logical.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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#88
After checking my spirit, certainly I'll honor the BHAP of armor-bearer dispensing scriptural exegesis and hermeneutics which speak to our narrow path of justification, regeneration, sanctification, and substitutionary atonement without bragimony, denominationalism, nor carnal Christianity because I'm flash praying toward that eschatological divine appointment because God is my pilot who places a hedge of protection around me because Jesus don't make no junk and I'm no rice Christian. So I just ask WWJD?

Please stop grinding your personal axes and address the topic of the board.
 
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AgeofKnowledge

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#89
After checking my spirit, certainly I'll honor the BHAP of armor-bearer dispensing scriptural exegesis and hermeneutics which speak to our narrow path of justification, regeneration, sanctification, and substitutionary atonement without bragimony, denominationalism, nor carnal Christianity because I'm flash praying toward that eschatological divine appointment because God is my pilot who places a hedge of protection around me because Jesus don't make no junk and I'm no rice Christian. So I just ask WWJD?
I can only imagine how our language looks to an uninformed non-Christian lolol. They must be like WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
 
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Sirk

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#90
You sure wrote an awful lot about something that doesn't bother you.

You also criticized an awful lot of people for something that doesn't bother you.

And all while frying bigger fish.

I know! Wasn't it great?!?? In the raw and uncensored. Love it!
 
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DesiredHaven

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#91
You sure wrote an awful lot about something that doesn't bother you.

You also criticized an awful lot of people for something that doesn't bother you.

And all while frying bigger fish.
No, the irk (on others part) irks me therefore we will irk each other.

However being bothered to change (which you failed to highlight) is what I cannot be bothered with.

Try it this way...

We might equally irk each other, whereas I forget about it and they seem to stew over it more, and live to point these things out in others (some of them). But Im not changing for them (or anyone) I honestly cant be bothered with that.

Its all in how you highlight to see the truth of something you missed it
 
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Sirk

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#93
No, the irk (on others part) irks me therefore we will irk each other.

However being bothered to change (which you failed to highlight) is what I cannot be bothered with.

Try it this way...

We might equally irk each other, whereas I forget about it and they seem to stew over it more, and live to point these things out in others (some of them). But Im not changing for them (or anyone) I honestly cant be bothered with that.

Its all in how you highlight to see the truth of something you missed it

Why do you keep calling me irk? The name is Sirk...thank you very much.
 

gypsygirl

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Oh how far we've strayed. Pornography streams into home across Western Civilization and many of our so-called "leaders" dress like this on television:



^ I can only guess how much a diamond necklace like that costs.

Private jets, 13 mansions and a $100,000 mobile home just for the dogs: Televangelists 'defrauded tens of million of dollars from Christian network' | Daily Mail Online
RuPaul........is that you?
... ordered by the truckload ...

... monthly.

Along with the Platinum #2 hair dye ...


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for the wig, since I'm certain that ain't her hair.
let me say upfront, i'm neither a fan of jan crouch, nor would i attempt to defend her behavior. and like others, i have serious concerns about how godly women and men should present themselves to the world and manage responsibly their resources.

however, what i find especially ugly is the idea that we can claim to be christians and express a desire to speak with sincerity and christian love on one hand, and then use this public forum to berate, make fun of, and mock a woman who is ostensibly a sister in Christ.

no matter what you think of her conduct, that doesn't give any of us license to treat her (or anyone else) with malicious intent and cruel words.

Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving. ephesians 5:4

 
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DesiredHaven

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Why do you keep calling me irk? The name is Sirk...thank you very much.
I did no call you anything, especially not "irk"

I am using irk as A WORD
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AgeofKnowledge

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#98
I just want that "precious one" "grocery money" back which went on the private jet and the $100,000.00 air conditioned dog house so I CAN bless my family. *cough* *cough*

[video=youtube;IRirh4zTwig]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRirh4zTwig#t=14[/video]
 
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Tintin

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Christianese? What have you got against my knees? I'm not wearing yoga pants.
*covers knees and retreats out of the forums, backwards*