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Right now, this feels like cruel and and usual punishment.
I wonder, can you blend a burger?
I suppose I could make cheeseburger soup. But I think I would have to go shopping...pretty sure I probably shouldn't drive on this codeine business...or at least not until I build a tolerance for it.
Hmm... I remember one church youth service where they met in the fellowship hall afterward for food and talking. They had a game where they brought out a few happy meals and announced an eating contest. Got some volunteers for the contest, THEN they brought out the blenders. Dropped everything in the blenders, including the drinks, then had the contestants chug them. One contestant had his stomach stamp the whole mess "return to sender."
I'm also reminded of a Carl Hurley joke about a friend of his who said his doctor put him on a diet where he could have anything he could suck through a straw. He said, "Last night I drank two chickens and a pot roast." Oh well, back to the drawing board.
There is a local diner here where you can get a burger with avocado, red onion, fried pickles, a fried egg, jalapeno... Blue cheese... All kinds of different stuff. I love to go there.