POLL: Should Men Just Accept That Their Future Wife Will Probably Make Cookies?

[violakat]

Makes some Chocolate chip cookies and passes them to Seoul. Glares at Zero for even presuming I wouldn't make cookies.


(And yes, I did vote the men will just have to sacrifice themselves and become the guinea pigs for their wives cookies.)

 

[NotmebutHim]

I like peanut butter cookies with M&Ms in them.

 

[Sadkitty]

Hehe!

 

[biabia]

Does he wash up, never wash up
Does he clean up, no he never cleans up
Does he brush up, he never brushed up
He does nothing, the boy does nothing
Does he wash up, never wash up
Does he clean up, no he never cleans up
Does he brush up, he never brushed up
He does nothing, the boy does nothing....

No, cookie for you!

[video=youtube;rRz5fneZIQ8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRz5fneZIQ8[/video]

 

[TheBlackDove]

my future wife is going to have to learn that I love to bake and will prob make her cakes and cookies XD

 

[Cruisyazz]

We may need to pretend to like them too

 

[TheBlackDove]

Does he wash up, never wash up
Does he clean up, no he never cleans up
Does he brush up, he never brushed up
He does nothing, the boy does nothing
Does he wash up, never wash up
Does he clean up, no he never cleans up
Does he brush up, he never brushed up
He does nothing, the boy does nothing....

No, cookie for you!

[video=youtube;rRz5fneZIQ8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRz5fneZIQ8[/video]

well my wife guna love me then XD I really hate being lazy I love to work XD trying not to bost just saying I am not lazy


and hey idol hands are the devils play ground XD

 

[biabia]

We may need to pretend to like them too

It's the way you say it

 

[biabia]

my future wife is going to have to learn that I love to bake and will prob make her cakes and cookies XD

Lucky wife!

 

[TheBlackDove]

aka my gf XD we have it planed out XD we guna be very happy together

 

[Lynx]

While I HAVE done some baking in the past (cheescakes, brownies, cookie bars), I usually only do for a special occasion and for someone else because not having baked goods in the house helps keeps the weight in check.

Now THAT would be an interesting poll:

"Men, If You Could Choose Between a Heavier Wife (Let's Say 15 Lbs. Heavier) Who Bakes and No Baked Goods At Home (But a Slimmer Wife), Which Will You Choose?"

Hmm.

In a battle between The Model and The Macaroon, who would win?

Define model. The 1906 "Girl of the year" would be about 60 pounds overweight by modern standards. (Side note: she died at 93 years of age. Doctors these days seem to have it just as wrong as fashion.)

So yeah, you can have the Model and the... well I'm not big on coconut, make it marzipan.

15 lbs. overweight is not overweight. Women want too much to be too thin.

What I've been trying and trying and trying to tell them, but all I get is "I really need to lose some weight." Feh.

I am serious about baking cookies though and not just store bought dough. Its homemade, the best kind

PREACH IT! Storebought dough is an abomination. Even eaten raw, it just ain't the same.

 

[melita916]

looks like i better start learning how to bake lol!

 

[MiaH]

looks like i better start learning how to bake lol!

I dunno... you can always buy some cookies, stick it in the oven..

Oh, yeah, don't forget to say... "Honey! Your cookies are ready..."

oh! wearing an apron might help as well

 

[Pipp]

Hi. My name is Pipp and I'm a baking maniac. I'm sorry to all the people I've made obese with my warm gooey delicious creations. There... I feel better now that I got that off my chest.

 

[seoulsearch]

my future wife is going to have to learn that I love to bake and will prob make her cakes and cookies XD

I'm all for gender equality when it comes to baking! (And dusting... mopping... cleaning bathrooms...)

 

[TheBlackDove]

I'm all for gender equality when it comes to baking! (And dusting... mopping... cleaning bathrooms...)

you joking I am a clean freak XD we will so be happy XD so long as I don't have to do the dishes all the time me having to do them at work is far enof XD

 

[Nautilus]

well if she doesnt bake cookies she may have to accept being my future EX-wife.

 

[Hellooo]

I'm not much of a baker so I'll have to pass on all that, but i do know how to locate great little bakeries that can furnish the sweets. So accept THAT.

 

[NukePooch]

While I HAVE done some baking in the past (cheescakes, brownies, cookie bars), I usually only do for a special occasion and for someone else because not having baked goods in the house helps keeps the weight in check.

Now THAT would be an interesting poll:

"Men, If You Could Choose Between a Heavier Wife (Let's Say 15 Lbs. Heavier) Who Bakes and No Baked Goods At Home (But a Slimmer Wife), Which Will You Choose?"

Hmm.

In a battle between The Model and The Macaroon, who would win?

Macaroon, no contest. Never trust a thin cook.

 

[GaryA]

Now THAT would be an interesting poll:

"Men, If You Could Choose Between a Heavier Wife (Let's Say 15 Lbs. Heavier) Who Bakes and No Baked Goods At Home (But a Slimmer Wife), Which Will You Choose?"

"Slimmer Wife. Hands down. No question. Without a doubt. No two ways about it. Just being honest."

I can live without baked goods; I need a healthy wife.

More slim is more healthy -- to a point (*) -- beyond which, more slim is more unhealthy.

At that point (*) is the ideal place to be -- and is the goal for good health and longevity - for both the husband and the wife.

Would I be willing to do my best to stay "thin and trim" if my wife was willing to do her best to stay "thin and trim" also?

( Working toward that mutual goal together. )

"You Betcha!"