Tips for proper mayonnaise storage

[crossnote]

OK, all you mayonnaise haters, come on over to the MDF and we'll have it out.

 

[KohenMatt]

1. Take mayonnaise out of refrigerator.
2. Throw mayonnaise in the trash
3. Replace mayonnaise with mustard.

1. Send mayonnaise to Afghanistan.
2. Give it to ISIS.
3. End the war due to food poisoning.

 

[maxwel]

OK, all you mayonnaise haters, come on over to the MDF and we'll have it out.

You don't scare me...

Mayonnaise Man.

 

[PopClick]

I believe the proper way to store mayonnaise is in an unsuspecting person's shoe.

 

[SkittlePumpkin]

What if one has both mayonnaise and mustard?

Yaaaas. That's what I'm talkin' about

 

[atwhatcost]

Replace mustard with hot sauce and we're good.

Pssst, your youth is showing.

 

[atwhatcost]

I enjoy mayonnaise, but I don't like too much of it on my salad, sandwich, hamburger or whatever.

Someone has to ask... then what do you use it for?

 

[atwhatcost]

What if one has both mayonnaise and mustard?

Enjoy it, for it will not always be your friend.

 

[Tintin]

Someone has to ask... then what do you use it for?

Sorry, sister. What I mean, is I enjoy mayonnaise, but I don't slap it on like it's going out of style. I want to be able to taste the other flavours in the sandwich, salad, hamburger etc. For example, when I go to Subway, I get mayo, but I ask for only a little. It's too over-powering otherwise.

 

[Hellooo]

 

[Tintin]

Um... where's the plate?

 

[Hellooo]

that's a good question, tintin.

 

[atwhatcost]

Um... where's the plate?

The fries are too scrawny and over fried, plus there isn't that much mayo, so apparently someone did the only practical thing to do in a case like this -- throw it off the plate. That's the floor. lol

 

[Reborn]

Doesn't Mayo jiggle on the knife after you scoop it out?


We are not to eat things that wobble back and forth on our utensils when you go to spread it.
Its odd and unsafe.

 

[KohenMatt]

Um... where's the plate?

that's a good question, tintin.

Apparently, the kind of people that like mayonnaise are the kind of people that have trouble using plates and have no table-manners.

 

[Kefa54]

Fresh Tomatoes sliced thick.
Fresh Italian sourdough bread
One table spoon (at least) on each slice of bread= Awesome tomato samich.

Kefa

 

[Hellooo]

Kefa...yesssssss. Tomato sandwiches!

 

[Tintin]

Apparently, the kind of people that like mayonnaise are the kind of people that have trouble using plates and have no table-manners.

Hmm........

 

[NikkiK]

I am crackin' up over here! Good laughs.

I make mayonnaise with COOKED egg yolks in lemon. This way no food poisoning! You can also use healthy oils for fat...but too much mayo is not good for you, as a lot of fat.

 

[Hellooo]